Somebody go buy this. 

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 03/12/2015 at 18:55 • Filed to: None

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I can't believe this thing was still in service until recently. If you ask me, that's awesome. $2,500 also. Which is a great price. Finding a completely unmolested, undonked, un crappy wanna-be- Nascar box Caprice isn't easy. Especially a Police package with the 5.7l V8. I've only seen one recently in good condition.

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Your boy, BJR > jkm7680 03/12/2015 at 18:59

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I should buy this and make it a SLAB.

Tohru > jkm7680 03/12/2015 at 19:01

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I want it so much

ranwhenparked > jkm7680 03/12/2015 at 19:01

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Fire departments tend to really pamper their vehicles, certainly much more so than police, and they typically store them indoors too. If any Caprice of that era was going to survive in such good shape, it would be either a fire service car, or from a very elderly person with a climate controlled garage that mostly gave up driving while Clinton was in office.

Tohru > Your boy, BJR 03/12/2015 at 19:02

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I would hunt you down and end you.

misfitmascots > jkm7680 03/12/2015 at 19:02

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Wtf is undonked? If you mean a car with ridiculous sized rims, that's not a donk

jkm7680 > misfitmascots 03/12/2015 at 19:04

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A car that hasn't been donked. Like the one pictured.

jkm7680 > ranwhenparked 03/12/2015 at 19:04

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Yup, the ad says it was kept inside and didn't succumb to major rust and rot.

jkm7680 > Tohru 03/12/2015 at 19:04

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So does I.

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR 03/12/2015 at 19:04

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I would help Tohru end you.

Your boy, BJR > Tohru 03/12/2015 at 19:05

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not if I get you with the "toddler mincer" giraffe poke swangas I will put on this.

misfitmascots > jkm7680 03/12/2015 at 19:07

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You don't know what a donk is I take it

jkm7680 > misfitmascots 03/12/2015 at 19:08

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Thanks for sharing.

Tohru > Your boy, BJR 03/12/2015 at 19:08

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do it and I'll cover you in honey and nail you to a fire ant hill.

TFen > misfitmascots 03/12/2015 at 19:09

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Your boy, BJR > jkm7680 03/12/2015 at 19:10

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I could always take a different route.....

DONT YOU THINK I FUCKING WON'T

Your boy, BJR > Tohru 03/12/2015 at 19:11

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bitch PLEASE. I get off on that sorta thing!

misfitmascots > TFen 03/12/2015 at 19:16

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TFen > misfitmascots 03/12/2015 at 19:19

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I'm sorry, man, but that's no longer the case.

I know some dipshits, somewhere originally intended Donk to mean either a Caprice or Impala - but popular opinion has changed that.

One Google Image search will prove that.

misfitmascots > TFen 03/12/2015 at 19:25

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You and I know public opinion doesn't make it fact, but I do see what you mean

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR 03/12/2015 at 19:25

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U WOT M8, I WILL END YOU.

Tohru > Your boy, BJR 03/12/2015 at 19:28

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do you want me to go full evil on this? Because I will and I won't even apologize

TFen > misfitmascots 03/12/2015 at 19:31

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Yeah but with slang, that's pretty much the way it is.

This is what the same word meant in high school:

misfitmascots > TFen 03/12/2015 at 19:32

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It still does

Your boy, BJR > jkm7680 03/12/2015 at 19:32

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I'll make my escape when the flood waters arrive

jkm7680 > TFen 03/12/2015 at 19:33

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Whoa, not cool. Keep it SFW.

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR 03/12/2015 at 19:34

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Ok, that's the main thing those things are good for. Fit a snorkel and you're good to go through anything.

AthomSfere > misfitmascots 03/12/2015 at 19:40

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Perhaps non of us do, please share the entry in Miriam Webster's for us.

AthomSfere > ranwhenparked 03/12/2015 at 19:42

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Or even Reagan...

Sean W > jkm7680 03/12/2015 at 19:50

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I've always wanted one of these as a project car. Big V8 under the hood, blacked out. A sick sleeper.

jkm7680 > Sean W 03/12/2015 at 19:52

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I've always wanted some funky old former service car. They're hard to come by though, love the old stuff. Makes me smile knowing that there's still a few driving around.

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > jkm7680 03/12/2015 at 20:08

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WANT.

jkm7680 > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage 03/12/2015 at 20:09

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MANY WANT.

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > jkm7680 03/12/2015 at 20:12

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Seriously, if I was near D.C., I would have a REALLY hard time resisting the temptation to buy this.

jkm7680 > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage 03/12/2015 at 20:13

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I am very tempted, but have no space to put it.

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > jkm7680 03/12/2015 at 20:17

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Damn :/ That sucks.

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > jkm7680 03/12/2015 at 20:24

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It doesn't come with the red flashing lights, CP.

jk

jkm7680 > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast 03/12/2015 at 20:27

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Haha, you could probably disconnect them and leave it like that.

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > jkm7680 03/12/2015 at 20:29

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They say at the end of the ad that they are removed for civilian buyer :( ,killjoys

jkm7680 > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast 03/12/2015 at 20:37

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Aw damn. Maybe a fire department would scoop it up?

I think that in general, it would be awesome to have "heritage units" which would be older cars restored by Police officers to be used alongside their regular patrol cars so they wouldn't have to be daily driven.

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > jkm7680 03/12/2015 at 20:40

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Here's a couple of Caprice by Holden. White one was built until 1984/85 and the solver one was released in 1988

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > jkm7680 03/12/2015 at 21:02

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Yeah I read the ad in the hope that they would mention the lights come with the car, got sad when I read they will be removed:(

The heritage units would be cool. It's a nice car though.

jkm7680 > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast 03/12/2015 at 21:03

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Same, they add a lot of character and originality to the car. There's always a lot of convincing that can be done in person to keep them on the car possibly.

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > jkm7680 03/12/2015 at 21:09

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Be good if say the vehicle is more than one or two model generations old that it would be ok to have the lights. At that age it's obvious that it's not in service any longer. Maybe the authorities could issue special plates/tags.

jkm7680 > Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast 03/12/2015 at 21:10

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There's also those black bag things that can go over the lightbar that says "out of service" on it. You could also just change the color of the lenses to clear or something along those lines. I'm pretty sure if the lights are clearly disconnected, then you wouldn't get no trouble.