Spotted: Viper in Paris + Bonus Asshat Master Class

"E. Julius" (soonerfrommi) 03/07/2015 at 17:32 • Filed to: None

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Now that Paris is seeing what a Michigander such as myself would consider fleece weather, I can resume my habit of nighttime strolls. Tonight, an unusual sight in Europe seen outside of a swanky nightclub (something I typically try to avoid at all costs, though this one is regrettably close to my apartment).

And a short distance away, this Cayenne demonstrating a highly refined asshat technique. Yes, that is a sidewalk. No, it is not outside one of those buildings one can drive into.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > E. Julius 03/07/2015 at 17:48

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Man if I ever moved to Europe I'd get one of the most brash American cars I could find and DD it. Maybe a Ram SRT10 crew cab haha

E. Julius > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/07/2015 at 17:49

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Ha I made an earlier post about a Hummer H2 with CSI: Miami graphics and Monaco plates that parks on my road. There's also someone who drives a blue 90s Suburban, which cracks me up, and there's an 80s Caprice and an Oldsmobile diesel Delta 88 on the road over. 'Murica!

Arben72 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/07/2015 at 18:05

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I know a guy who imported a h2 sut, grand sport vette, and viper to Europe.

Devilishprune > E. Julius 03/07/2015 at 18:27

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He thought he was Smart:

CaptDale - is secretly British > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/07/2015 at 19:00

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Nope I'd drive Black Widow edition GMC Denali 2500

Completely useless truck. No good off road, not practical on road. Perfect for sleepy little french villages after it has straight pipes.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/07/2015 at 19:06

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I'd just lift one myself. It would save me 10-15k. Which is how much dealers overcharge for these.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 03/07/2015 at 19:09

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Oh I know, we have them on our lot. I'm just saying if I wanted to drive ostentatious bullshit around Europe, this would be what I'd do it in. Its too brash, flashy, big, and uses too much diesel for their liking. And with all that chrome and black trim and glue on bullshit accessories it'd be as perfect.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/07/2015 at 19:12

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I don't know, a Velociraptor does all that, just more noisily.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 03/07/2015 at 19:32

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Eh, I guess. I just find the bro truck extra douchey.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/07/2015 at 19:34

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Plus it's wider, so extra annoyance for drivers going the other way.