Eh, what the hell, 90 days sober AMA.

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
03/04/2015 at 18:10 • Filed to: Benjo Unfiltered

seeing as my, ahem....issues with intoxicants was well documented on here, and 90 days is the first big milestone in AA, and I hit that today, and I don't remember the last one (thanks, malt liquor!) I figured I'd do an AMA. Sobriety, life, cars, what I reccomend on netflix this month, anything- completely honest answers. Shoot.

DISCUSSION (42)

CB > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 18:14

What is it like to be, as the kids say, "baller as fuck"?

Rainbow > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 18:16

Congrats on the milestone!

On a somewhat related note, I found a one-month token from Cocaine Anonymous one time. I traded it for some old coins, though.

Your boy, BJR > CB
03/04/2015 at 18:17

There's no way I can put it any better than the Geto Boys already did.

For Sweden > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 18:17

But don't you know weed cures cancer?

Your boy, BJR > For Sweden
03/04/2015 at 18:19

Next dumbass stoner who says that to me gets their bong put up their ass by way of my Timberlands.

For Sweden > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 18:20

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 18:20

What crazy high jinks are you planning with the extra money not going towards booze anymore?

Your boy, BJR > Rainbow
03/04/2015 at 18:21

I was too busy to get to a meeting and get my keychain today :( ah well, there's always my 6 month!

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 18:21

Timberlands: Tied or untied?

I prefer the untied look myself, but can't stand the flopped over tongue. I find myself wearing them about half and half to avoid floppy tongue syndrome for as long as I can.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 18:22

Kids these days. So much to learn.

Red Wings > Timberlands

Lincoln > Cadillac

Your boy, BJR > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
03/04/2015 at 18:23

first H-Town style SLAB on the jersey shore.

Your boy, BJR > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
03/04/2015 at 18:25

Untied with sweatpants, tied loosely with jeans.

Your boy, BJR > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
03/04/2015 at 18:27

So I see you have your "discount Ben Rolland" look down pat.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 18:32

Kinja'd!!!

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 18:47

Congrats on sobriety!

Have you heard either of these songs?

OPPOsaurus WRX > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 18:54

have u lost wieght? Did u substitute your drinking with something else. Have you changed any other behaviors other than drinking. How do you keep from drinking. Do yoy feel completely stopping is necessary or could not keep it to a reasonable level of you set it with the idea of only having a couple

Your boy, BJR > OPPOsaurus WRX
03/04/2015 at 19:36

1.) No, gained. Which is fine because I was kinda skinny anyway

2.) Not really.

3.) I stopped getting high, I dialed back on the sleeping around.

4.) I just know if I go back to where I was I won't make it to 30.

5.) Absolutely. There's no way in hell I'm able to "just have one or two".

Frank Grimes > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 19:39

im goin on 32 years.

I want to buy something on amazon what should I buy? something useful that I can afford please.

BJ > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 19:41

Congratulations, Herr Doktor!

Your boy, BJR > Frank Grimes
03/04/2015 at 19:43

There is only one answer....

Sweet Trav > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 19:45

Opinion on this:

Do What Now? > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 19:45

So, basically you can't grasp the concept of moderation, and the only way to not fuck yourself up is complete abstinence, like putting a 5 year old child in a corner.

..congrats?

Tohru > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 19:51

congrats on the milestone!

The booze explains that Caddy, lol. Jk, jk.

Your boy, BJR > Do What Now?
03/04/2015 at 20:01

pretty much! Thanks for the words of encouragement, asshole!

Do What Now? > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 20:03

It's like cranking the radio up so you can't hear a rod knock, what sort of "encouragement" do you want?

heliochrome85 > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 20:06

I'm pretty damn proud of you man. I just referred a patient to AA this morning. I'm curious to hear what your experience thus far has been. Feel free to email me: nocturneaubergine@gmail.com

Keep up the good work man.

Your boy, BJR > Tohru
03/04/2015 at 20:07

The Cadillac is motivation for sobriety. Keeping her showroom fresh is what occupies most my time and money now.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 20:10

Congrats, that's good to hear. Although you were funnier as a drunk...

Just kidding, of course.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Do What Now?
03/04/2015 at 20:12

wow. You're a complete cunt, ain't ya?

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/04/2015 at 20:13

I'm gonna go ahead and call BS there. That Caddy STS comment I made last night was awesome and you know it.

Your boy, BJR > heliochrome85
03/04/2015 at 20:18

There's nothing really to note about my experience besides don't 13th step it right away.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 20:20

Yup, I've never read anything more humorous.

On a different note, what is the first modification you're making to the DeVil?

Frank Grimes > Your boy, BJR
03/04/2015 at 20:28

haha I want to buy all the amazon items with crazy reviews and actually review them. trolling the trolls.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Do What Now?
03/04/2015 at 20:42

wow way to be a douche

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/04/2015 at 20:45

....not entirely sure.....

Gotta fix a couple minor things to get her perfect, then I'll start personalization.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Your boy, BJR
03/05/2015 at 02:46

When is the Caddy gunna be SLAB?

Also Congrats on the milestone!

Your boy, BJR > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
03/05/2015 at 11:24

Well there's a few small things I gotta take care of to get it just right. Once those are fixed, the customization begins.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Your boy, BJR
03/05/2015 at 14:03

AWWWWW Yeaaaaa. Just basic maintenance stuff?

Your boy, BJR > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
03/05/2015 at 14:12

water pump tensioner (going on tomorrow), o2 Sensor, the front center armrest is kinda fucked up, tires need to be replaced by summer, but that's all.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Your boy, BJR
03/05/2015 at 14:15

Oh that is not bad.

Kinja'd!!!

Was looking at lowriders and saw this. Thought you might like

Your boy, BJR > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
03/05/2015 at 14:22

they call that a lowrider? But it's got matte paint! Alloy basket weaves! Where are the whitewalls?!

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Your boy, BJR
03/05/2015 at 14:23

Google images lol. Prolly because its on Hydros. For some reason i liked it tho