And they wonder why people don't take them seriously

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
03/01/2015 at 13:40 • Filed to: None

When questioned, the book swore that it must have caught herpes in a swimming pool, and that it only dated the dirty magazines for their articles.

If you're going to do... whatever it took to infect that book, why not buy your own copy? I have so many questions here.

Coty > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
03/01/2015 at 13:48

You're expecting them to be the picture of good decisions?

I guess not. People scare me sometimes.

It's Fox, they are full of crap and scared of anything that implies erotic things, all the time.

I remember when Fox News said that the Mass Effect videogame is full of hardcore porn.

Well Gawker posted an article on the same topic...

yamahog > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
03/01/2015 at 14:01

I have so many questions. Mainly what motivates someone to test a book for herpes?

Coty > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
03/01/2015 at 14:02

I wish they only scared me sometimes.

On the book or the game?

The book. I think most news/ gossip sources did since it gets clicks with 50 shades hype still in full swing.

Well, since this comes from Fox, it could be just a big, fat lie,

jkm7680 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
03/01/2015 at 14:16

That must have been a joke. Herpes simply can not live outside of the body or else we'd all be fucked.

Oh, it would've been strange to see Gawker talking about Mass Effect instead of Kotaku or io9

Kinja'd!!!

They're those people.

Anon > yamahog
03/01/2015 at 15:32

You mean you don't? I thought checking for STDs was a normal thing when checking out books.

ttyymmnn > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
03/01/2015 at 15:47

At least the pages aren't stuck together.