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Kinja'd!!! "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
03/01/2015 at 00:14 • Filed to: None

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In case you can't read it, it says "size matters" under H2.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! TheElephant > Funktheduck
03/01/2015 at 00:24

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M. Cain? As in... Michael Cain?

Oh, please let that be true. I could just picture Alfred getting out the drivers seat saying "Size does indeed matter, sir." and wink knowingly at absolutely no one. Because he's Michael Cain and he can just say shit like that in his accent.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > TheElephant
03/01/2015 at 00:30

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Would be hilarious.

All I could tell was it was a guy on his cell phone that swerved into the opposing traffic lane a couple times after the light.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Funktheduck
03/01/2015 at 00:37

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Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a nerf ball.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Funktheduck
03/01/2015 at 02:55

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"Size matters... Sadly. That's why I'm compensating."


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > Funktheduck
03/01/2015 at 08:22

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Around here, there's a Ford Excursion on an impossibly tall lift-kit and huge off road tires and the windshield has a giant banner that says "COMPENSATIN'." At least these guys are honest?