Tales from the Subreddit Blackbird edition

"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos) 02/26/2015 at 00:36 • Filed to: Blackbird

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Now the ground speed check story is in the comments, well done Gamecat you have conquered the internet.

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this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/26/2015 at 00:57

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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata 02/26/2015 at 01:14

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The bot goes on-line August 4th, 2014. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. /u/sr71Bot begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/26/2015 at 02:12

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...if only the bot was on Kinja, we humans would have nothing to fear. :-)

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/26/2015 at 02:20

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If only /u/sr71Bot's programmers had thought to hard code the Three Laws of Redditbotics into their creation...

McMike > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/26/2015 at 06:47

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That's a pretty cool shot.

#shul'd