Damn, That's One Hell Of A Deal

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/24/2015 at 18:48 • Filed to: stealerships

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A brand new Ford Focus ST for $12,900?

No, wait that's totally bullshit. Fuck you, Beechmont Ford, you don't have !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Let alone an ST. How is this not false advertising? Because you have some disclaimer in tiny ass print? That's some croc of shit.

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/24/2015 at 18:50

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Take this to the dealer and use it as a coupon.

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/24/2015 at 18:53

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They can eat a bag of dick then.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 02/24/2015 at 18:53

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If I hadn't just bought a car, I totally would. Anyone in the Cincy area need a new car?

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/24/2015 at 18:54

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We'll find out; Oppo had tweeted to Beechmont Ford about the offer.

scoob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/24/2015 at 18:55

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Can you drive it to NY?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 02/24/2015 at 18:55

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You didn't link this post, did you?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > scoob 02/24/2015 at 18:56

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No, but you could.

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/24/2015 at 18:56

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Just deleted it. Sorry :(

LifeIsStout > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/24/2015 at 18:57

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Is this, buy this car after the lease deal is done for this amount?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 02/24/2015 at 18:58

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Use the picture, just not the post.

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/24/2015 at 18:59

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Fixed

Katsumoto > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/24/2015 at 19:00

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All an elaborate rouse to get people in the door.

Then some people will realize they don't have the "right credit" to get that car, be turned off by the manual transmission, or they realize the regular version is 5k more and leave.

Hopefully, Beechmont gets that shit thrown in their face, hardcore by someone.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Katsumoto 02/24/2015 at 19:01

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Cherry_man1 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/24/2015 at 19:05

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It doesn't have ST wheels....

Katsumoto > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/24/2015 at 19:06

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Ah, Ive driven a few of the regular Focus's and enjoyed them for a basic transportation deal.

If my little Honda ever dies, I'd probably buy an off lease Focus Hatch. I hate buying new, not worth it, in a financial mindset.

Sadly, I'd get an auto too, tired of my Honda's manual transmission in morning Cincy traffic.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/24/2015 at 19:09

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If I understand the fine print correctly they're saying you can buy it for $12,900 *after* leasing it for 24 months. ($1,995 down - or is $3,995, I can't read it clearly..., 10,500m/y, $.20 a mile over 21,000, tax, title and registration not included)

assholes.

PS9 > jkm7680 02/24/2015 at 19:09

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Agreed. This is so shitty, they don't even deserve a whole bag of dicks. Just a giant bag with one microscopic dick to leave them feeling ripped off, even though they got it for free.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 02/24/2015 at 19:11

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The next screen of the ad said "Or lease for $69 a month"

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/24/2015 at 19:17

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you can't lease a base Hyundai Accent for $69/mo, although my local dealer was offering $99/mo...

jkm7680 > PS9 02/24/2015 at 19:21

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My exact thinking.

NJAnon > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/24/2015 at 21:09

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So, they lied.

PS9 > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 02/25/2015 at 08:11

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$33k all said and done. And you're not even getting an ST for that.

Dicks.

boxrocket > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/25/2015 at 11:03

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$13K for whichever Focus is stock number MC14-2895 (or 2095, can't quite discern the text), which was probably a Focus S with power nothing and a stick shift that'd been sitting on the lot for over 90 days (or, being a 2014MY, maybe a year?), with $4K down and leased. Typical stealership tactic.

Then again with the $4K down and $13K price after the lease, that'd be about right for a modestly-equipped Focus (SE, SES), or if the lease payments contributed to the final price, the pictured ST ($16K + $10-12K lease payments). Still, fine print shenanigans.