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"sm70- why not Duesenberg?" (sm70-whynotduesenberg) 02/20/2015 at 16:41 • Filed to: None

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Hasn't moved an inch since the day we got her. It was originally bright red, but grew pale from being inside for four years straight.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/20/2015 at 16:44

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Wow. That's like, the saddest car in the world. It looks like a puppy in a cage.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 02/20/2015 at 16:50

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I'm sorry :(

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/20/2015 at 17:01

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TIL your family has an Alfa in normal condition.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/20/2015 at 17:04

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Normal condition excluding the fact that it doesn't run.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/20/2015 at 17:05

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I've always heard that is normal condition for an Alfa.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/20/2015 at 17:06

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Touché

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/20/2015 at 17:09

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You should totally get it running so you can hoon it. Or swap in an Alfa V6. That'd be cool too.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 02/20/2015 at 17:10

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I have neither the money, nor the authority, nor the knowhow to make that happen. Otherwise I would..

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/20/2015 at 17:32

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My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/20/2015 at 17:40

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Why is it sitting there?

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/20/2015 at 17:43

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........so why do you people own it, again?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start 02/20/2015 at 17:48

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We *technically* own it, but we are basically storing it for a friend.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 02/20/2015 at 17:49

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We are technically the owners, but we are essentially just storing it for a friend. You'd like him, he's got a Volkswagen Phaeton.

Alternately, you could look at it as we are just keeping it to piss everyone on here off.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/20/2015 at 17:53

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sm70- why not Duesenberg? > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 02/20/2015 at 17:57

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We are the worst kind of people.

My citroen won't start > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/20/2015 at 18:35

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Did they tell you they were going to buy cigarettes and never came back?

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/20/2015 at 18:44

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I like that 2nd scenario.

I actually like Phaetons, too. Not as much as Cadillac, of course, but a $90k "people's car" is the funniest shit I've ever seen. Bravo for trolling the world, VW.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > My citroen won't start 02/20/2015 at 18:50

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Nope

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 02/20/2015 at 18:51

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He's also got a Datsun Leaf and an old XJR, for whatever that's worth.