Little Known Fact #274

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/17/2015 at 16:48 • Filed to: little known facts

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Contrary to popular belief, the Toyota Camry has a button labeled, "G," that when pressed actually makes it a fun to drive car. So far no man has been able to find it.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/17/2015 at 16:53

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The button in my '86 Camry was labeled "G2G". Bean counters at work, clearly...

RallyWrench > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/17/2015 at 16:58

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The Camry has been known to lead men to believe they've found it, however.

WhyWagonIfNotWagonFast > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/17/2015 at 17:09

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In no way related fact #275:

No known quantity of alcohol makes the Aztec look good.

WhyWagonIfNotWagonFast > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/17/2015 at 17:12

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In no way related fact #276:

No matter how gender confused your Miata may be, do not let it wear a bra. Premature paint wear will result.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > WhyWagonIfNotWagonFast 02/17/2015 at 17:15

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Does this make it look good?

Takuro Spirit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/17/2015 at 17:25

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Found it.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Takuro Spirit 02/17/2015 at 17:29

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It's lying to you, and you know it.

Takuro Spirit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/17/2015 at 17:30

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But fun things happen when I "push" it. FUN things.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Takuro Spirit 02/17/2015 at 17:32

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Still only providing a falsehood made of lies.

Takuro Spirit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/17/2015 at 17:33

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Lies and noise.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Takuro Spirit 02/17/2015 at 17:35

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Nonster > Takuro Spirit 02/17/2015 at 17:36

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No thats what you use to attempt to reach it

Takuro Spirit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/17/2015 at 17:37

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zoom zoom

Takuro Spirit > Nonster 02/17/2015 at 17:37

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Geared, for my pleasure.

Nonster > Takuro Spirit 02/17/2015 at 17:52

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Just be ready when you pop the cher...er I mean clutch

RockThrillz89 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/17/2015 at 18:24

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And heaven forbid a woman actually help a man out and show him. They just wait until we nod off then press it. Then talk about how you think you just can't find it but in reality it's just that you can't reach it to all of her friends.

ly2v8-Brian > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/17/2015 at 22:13

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Well played good sir, well played.