You Can Buy A 100HP Civic For The Price Of A Mediocre Prostitute

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 02/17/2015 at 15:49 • Filed to: carbonging

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Something something Tavarish something something $500 something something.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/17/2015 at 15:51

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In both cases, diseases are a possibility. But 500$ for a prostitute usually makes it a roll of the dice instead of a guarantee like the <200$ ones.

505Turbeaux > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/17/2015 at 15:51

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and how do you know what a mediocre prostitute costs young man?

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/17/2015 at 15:51

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Running and (apparently) rust-free? NP. (unless it has a dead, mediocre hooker rotting in the trunk)

Cherry_man1 > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/17/2015 at 15:52

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$500 dollar ones are usually the better ones cause the pimps keep them clean.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 02/17/2015 at 15:52

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Yep, it runs. Even better: I bought it. For five hundred bucks.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > 505Turbeaux 02/17/2015 at 15:53

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Family trip to Vegas.

505Turbeaux > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/17/2015 at 15:53

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sounds legit

Aaron M - MasoFiST > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/17/2015 at 15:57

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That sounds like either the best or most awkward "family trip" ever.

Tipo Stradale Fever > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/17/2015 at 16:04

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Where I live $500 gets you exactly 17 mediocre prostitutes. Or about 8 really fine prostitutes. Now, is that Civic still worth it? hmm....

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/17/2015 at 16:05

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Hookers must be crazy expensive where you're from, here in Euroland I think it's like 50 euro or some shit for like an hour.

Sam > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/17/2015 at 16:05

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I'd rather take the prostitute. I'm sorry.

Twism > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/17/2015 at 16:12

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I'd guess that 100 hp means it doesn't VTEC, yo?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/17/2015 at 16:17

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I paid the price of two mediocre prostitutes, and only got 50 more horsepower (though I do have 240 lb-ft of torque).

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/17/2015 at 16:23

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$500 will get a mediocre escort, aka a damn fine prostitute.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Twism 02/17/2015 at 17:51

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Not yet. I would like to at some point, though

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 02/17/2015 at 17:51

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I'm making an assumption. Prostitution is illegal where I am, so I'm assuming those who skirt the law charge appropriately.

ly2v8-Brian > 505Turbeaux 02/17/2015 at 22:41

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Gotta keep an eye on market trends.

505Turbeaux > ly2v8-Brian 02/17/2015 at 23:01

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I kind of always wondered what it would be like to pay for sex. But a cars worth, hell fucking no!

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/17/2015 at 23:05

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Doesn't it already come with a mediocre prostitute installed in the back seat? Or is that part of the optional Comfort Package?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/18/2015 at 01:50

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hookers that dear are they?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 02/18/2015 at 10:14

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When does VTEC kick in bro?