No context really needed. 

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 02/14/2015 at 20:40 • Filed to: None

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For reference, these blatant lies quotes are from an ad for a '04 Freelander.

Lie 1: "GREAT RELIABLE CAR"

Lie 2: "WORKS PROPERLY"

Lie 3: "WORKS GOOD"

It's also got 109,000 miles, so it's not even a ticking time bomb. It's a slowly exploding one that won't stop exploding until God knows when.

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Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > jkm7680 02/14/2015 at 20:52

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"4 cyl gas saver 26 mpg" that's pretty bad for a 4 cyl.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 02/14/2015 at 21:03

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These are unreliable even for LR standards.

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/14/2015 at 21:04

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I don't even know what to compare the reliability of these to. Not even Kinja really works.

 > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 02/14/2015 at 21:05

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Lol I get that with my V8.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 02/14/2015 at 21:19

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"That Freelander is a ticking time bomb," says an owner of Sebring with the 2.7L engine

"That thing will let you down at the worst possible time."

- Julia Robert's Runaway Bride

"You'll never get me in that beast!"

- Jonah, from the bible

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/14/2015 at 21:26

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It's like the Brian Williams of cars.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 02/14/2015 at 23:20

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Lol they didn't sell these with 4's in the US and you can see a V6 badge on the back. Craigslist is awesome.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 02/14/2015 at 23:31

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yup. Only modern 4 pot land rover I've seen is the Evoque.