Such poor internet trollling

"Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man" (jordaneer1)
02/06/2015 at 19:51 • Filed to: None

he can't even insult Americans well.

well I drive a 11 mpg SUV :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

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DISCUSSION (27)

Jedidiah > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
02/06/2015 at 19:54

I don't think 11 is all that bad truthfully.

I've been in the single digits; it's not fun.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Jedidiah
02/06/2015 at 19:56

im supposed to get 14 city/19 highway, and while 90% of my driving is in town, I still only average about 11-12 mpg.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
02/06/2015 at 19:56

Kinja'd!!!

His inferiority complex is showing.

lol

Desu-San-Desu > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
02/06/2015 at 19:57

I drive a 1.6L 2-door FWD hatchback and I only average 24mpg...

WHY CAN'T I EURO!?

 > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
02/06/2015 at 19:57

So glad I drive a gas guzzling full size sedan that would destroy his econobox in a crash and probably kill him along with it.

RockThrillz89 > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
02/06/2015 at 19:59

For real. Troll game weak in this one. Gotta throw in a couple Amerifats.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > vdub_nut: scooter snob
02/06/2015 at 20:11

its probably someone who doesn't even drive FWIW.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
02/06/2015 at 20:17

In a world where Tahoes get 24 highway I don't see an issue with SUVs.. But I also love me some SUVs, so I'm biased.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man >
02/06/2015 at 20:27

we need less people like him in the world, I drive a 4500 lb SUV, sucks for him in his little stupid (smart) car

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Desu-San-Desu
02/06/2015 at 20:28

becuase NO

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > RockThrillz89
02/06/2015 at 20:29

couldn't fit in the car though :P

Funktheduck > Desu-San-Desu
02/06/2015 at 20:32

I drive a 2.0L hatchback. I average 35.5 mpg though.....

I forget what I was doing. Carry on....

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
02/06/2015 at 20:32

I love SUV's as well, not the newer ones as much that can't actually be used off-road, but early 2000's when they had proper 4WD and 4LO and big 4-6 liter engines, I think a proper SUV needs to be Body-on-frame, which is what mine is.

Nibbles > Desu-San-Desu
02/06/2015 at 20:33

shit I drive a 2.5l turbo "sports sedan" and net better numbers

RockThrillz89 > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
02/06/2015 at 20:37

Kinja'd!!!

Show him this and watch the jimmies rustle like a new fallen leaves in a gentle autumn breeze.

"Tits yeah I DD this. Hell yeah I wear Tap Out t-shirts. Hell no I ain't got No Fear. Get a good gallon per mile. Drops to 3 gallons a mile when I'm rollin coal on all you Eurofags and flying Ole Glory in the bed."

djmt1 > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
02/06/2015 at 20:42

Can you be arrogant and ignorant?

deekster_caddy > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
02/06/2015 at 20:48

Heh. I was pretty happy to be getting 12 MPG out of my Yukon while sitting in traffic. Especially with the 8.1. But don't tell that guy.

I do consider myself conscious of the environment and how we use it, but in the grand scheme of things I didn't actually drive all that many miles, and when I could drive something more efficient I would.

Then I got a Volt and killed about a billion archeological sites and melted 75 babies digging for whacko battery chemicals. But it's all good cuz now I run on electricity that would have gone to waste by charging at night!

wiffleballtony > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
02/06/2015 at 21:54

Personally, I don't care for SUV however how someone wants to spend their money is their business.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > RockThrillz89
02/06/2015 at 23:02

there is a shop about 30 miles from me that seriously has about 5 bro-trucks sitting out in front of it.

Leon711 > deekster_caddy
02/07/2015 at 03:51

son, if you were really environmentally conscious you'd stop eating meat, that will save the most in terms of CO2.

But naw, steak is too good.

RockThrillz89 > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
02/07/2015 at 08:18

Surprisingly, the town I live in now doesn't have that many bro-trucks/dozers. Which is really surprising considering there is a lot of farming around this area. Interesting that when I live a city that wasn't close to farming, I saw a lot more; and all of them had Farming license plates. Interesting how that works.

deekster_caddy > Leon711
02/07/2015 at 08:29

Let's say "environmentally aware". I know the damage I'm doing, and I'm not overly 'wasteful'...

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > RockThrillz89
02/07/2015 at 14:03

the town where I live is a college town, but it's rural as well, most people are either employed by the University, places that support it and cater to the students, or are farmers, we have some of the best wheat farming where I live.

I want to do this to him

RockThrillz89 > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
02/07/2015 at 14:16

Kinja'd!!!

Destructive Tester > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
02/10/2015 at 16:25

Is it cheating to say that I split the difference and owned a 60+ mpg motorcycle (that's a hell of a lot more fun than almost any 40+mpg car, comparison to a Tesla is cheating) and had a low-teens mpg pickup?

I managed to save enough money riding the bike to completely offset the payment and insurance and then some when I compared it to the money I'd have literally burned driving the truck.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Destructive Tester
02/10/2015 at 17:15

No, as long as you like driving, even if you do try to be economical with gas i don't care

and even if you hate gas guzzling cars, i don't care, as long as you tell me to my face and not hide behind the realm of internet anonymity.

Destructive Tester > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
02/10/2015 at 18:55

While I'll admit to trying to be more ecologically minded than most, I'd be lying if I said that the biggest influence wasn't saving money. I looked at the direction gas prices were trending (this was early 2008), did the math, and realized that I could either literally burn my money or have another toy to show for it.