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"Nibbles" (nibbles)
02/06/2015 at 11:26 • Filed to: None

On topic: CRAS

Offtopic: I need a "catchy name" for my chili, as the IT Chili Cookoff is in a couple weeks. Here's the gist of my chili:

It's a firehouse variant. Two types of meat (ground beef, pork sausage) cooked with sauteed [REDACTED], two types of bean (black, kidney), four to five chili variants [proprietary blend], four tomato products ([REDACTED]) and my patent pending spice blend, generally simmered for about six hours. IT themed names are awesome. HALP PLZKTHX

DISCUSSION (38)

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Nibbles
02/06/2015 at 11:30

cat5 Alarm (cat5 Ethernet and 5 alarm)

DDoT Attack : distributed denial of tastebuds attack

That's all I got for now. I'll think of some more

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > Nibbles
02/06/2015 at 11:31

Put blue food coloring in it and call it the Blue Screen of Death.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Nibbles
02/06/2015 at 11:32

Old Original Overclocked? System Prompt? Firewall Fury?

Where have all the lightweights gone? > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
02/06/2015 at 11:33

CAT5 Alarm is very catchy. I can see the label as the cable facing upward with the connector on fire.

Nibbles > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/06/2015 at 11:33

I like Firewall Fury; sounds like a gastrointestinal problem to start off with :)

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Where have all the lightweights gone?
02/06/2015 at 11:35

The irony there is I've actually seen that in real life. It was like a stinky little candle

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Nibbles
02/06/2015 at 11:36

System Prompt was actually meant to hint at "shits ahoy!" while keeping it classy.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Nibbles
02/06/2015 at 11:36

wollt ihr das arsch in flammen sehen, and play wollt ihr das bett in flammen sehen the whole time ;)

Sorry..

How about Triple F Chili? Fiery, Furious, Fantastic.

nermal > Nibbles
02/06/2015 at 11:39

Bum Blaster X

Red Ring of Delicious

ID-10-T Alert

Nibbles > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
02/06/2015 at 11:42

Though I'm unsure of how many would be able to translate, I think at this time "arsch" is pretty universal ;)

I like your variation on Triple F better than mine: Fart Fire For Days

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Nibbles
02/06/2015 at 11:46

Kinja'd!!!

Dafuq did I just see?!

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Nibbles
02/06/2015 at 11:47

My triple F was an attempt at staying PG :P

Nibbles > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
02/06/2015 at 11:49

Cras bro, Cras.

Nibbles > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/06/2015 at 11:57

Five Alarm Memory Dump?

472CID > Nibbles
02/06/2015 at 11:58

Ned Flander's Two and a Half Tops Alarm Chili

Kinja'd!!!

Nibbles > 472CID
02/06/2015 at 11:59

Ned Flanders' Intentionally Misleading Chili Name

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Nibbles
02/06/2015 at 12:03

Emergency Cache Dump
Log To Output
Stack Overflow
Checksum of This
You could make a seafood version and call it Parrotey Bit, durr hurr.

Nibbles > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
02/06/2015 at 12:06

OMGOMGOMG

7:07 > Nibbles
02/06/2015 at 12:31

0xc00000e9

Nibbles > 7:07
02/06/2015 at 12:32

Is there a code for expected I, unexpected O?

7:07 > Nibbles
02/06/2015 at 12:33

If there is, a winner we have.

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > Nibbles
02/06/2015 at 12:44

NAGIOS Alert

Great Firewall

Red Ring of Death (More of an Xbox anomaly, I know)

crowmolly > Nibbles
02/06/2015 at 12:44

Firewall your SaaS Chili

Nibbles > crowmolly
02/06/2015 at 12:47

Oh gof, we may have a winner right here

Carl (@stuffcarlsays) > 472CID
02/06/2015 at 12:52

"Daddy, are you going to jail?"

"We'll see, son. We'll see."

Chappie > Nibbles
02/06/2015 at 12:57

Red Scream of Death

Jcarr > Nibbles
02/06/2015 at 13:18

Is it just me, or is REDACTED starting to sound good?

Nibbles > Jcarr
02/06/2015 at 13:19

It may just be you. Consult your physician

pauljones > Nibbles
02/06/2015 at 13:24

Norton's Revenge - It'll clear your cache
Firefoxy's - Will randomly crash your system
Digestive System Waiver
Splunk - Interface this...
RedAss Upgrade - Not the digestive patch you're pushing for
Spiceworks
HEAT - Not just for help desk applications
Remedy - Digestive system action granted
C# Chili
FireBird - I'll open source you...