![]() 02/04/2015 at 21:55 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
How it's really going to be: "I command you to suck my dick as payment."
![]() 02/04/2015 at 21:59 |
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I would not hug a random stranger for food.
I will also refuse to accept food as a pay it forward type deal.
Maybe that's the asshole in me.
![]() 02/04/2015 at 22:05 |
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Bwahaha, DON'T HUG ME. I FEAR THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE THE EBOLA.
![]() 02/04/2015 at 22:07 |
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How it's really going to be: "I command you to suck my dick as payment."
"Would you like fries with that?"
![]() 02/04/2015 at 22:07 |
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Man, if I'm going to suck dick for fast food, it had better be at least Chipotle or something.
![]() 02/04/2015 at 22:09 |
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Nope, that is standard consequences to eating anything from McD.
![]() 02/04/2015 at 22:24 |
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![]() 02/04/2015 at 22:54 |
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I actually got picked at my local one on Monday, but it was dance to pay. So I damn well danced. Free food ftw.
![]() 02/05/2015 at 00:18 |
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I got these cheeseburgers!
![]() 02/05/2015 at 19:20 |
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I only do that for Olive Garden.