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"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen) 02/01/2015 at 10:11 • Filed to: None

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TopSirloin > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 02/01/2015 at 10:17

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TopSirloin > TopSirloin 02/01/2015 at 10:27

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shop-teacher > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 02/01/2015 at 10:40

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Hey Peter Frampton, do you like toast too? As do I. It is warm and crispy, and the perfect place for jelly to lay. Now stay away from me Frampton, I ain't got shit to say to you!

tromoly > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 02/01/2015 at 11:34

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My manager saw me drinking backstage and he said "Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch." I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk. Liquor severely fucks up the way I walk. It ain't like a crutch, it's like a step I didn't see.

leicester > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 02/01/2015 at 12:35

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An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > leicester 02/01/2015 at 12:50

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One of my faves