"Show your gun and get 10% off your meal!" 

"Anon" (tjsielsistneb) 12/12/2015 at 14:40 • Filed to: None

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This is the resturant my parents insisted we stop at. As you can guess, it was a classy resurant where the servers didn’t look like meth addicts and Fox News wasn’t playing. It’s shit like this why no one takes Louisiana seriously.

StingrayJake > Anon 12/12/2015 at 14:42

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Jesus. It's a miracle somebody wasn't shot while you were there.

For Sweden > Anon 12/12/2015 at 14:48

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I bet the gumbo is fantastic though

davedave1111 > Anon 12/12/2015 at 14:49

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I’m still on parole after the last time I showed my weapon to a waitress.

Anon > For Sweden 12/12/2015 at 14:51

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I didn’t have the gumbo. I had the pastalya and it was sub-par and full of hot spices to make it taste like something.

El Rivinado > Anon 12/12/2015 at 14:51

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I take Louisiana seriously. If I didn’t have to deal with the humidity and lived somewhere other than New Orleans, I could see myself living there.

Viggen > Anon 12/12/2015 at 14:52

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Ok I keep seeing this everywhere. What the fuck is it.

Anon > Viggen 12/12/2015 at 14:54

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No idea, look it up and report back.

El Rivinado > Anon 12/12/2015 at 14:55

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It means "Come and Take". You can probably guess why.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Anon 12/12/2015 at 14:55

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Ugh.

they-will-know-my-velocity > Viggen 12/12/2015 at 15:03

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Molon Labe with some Greek lettering. Story goes that at the Battle of Thermopylae, the Persians told the Greeks to lay down their weapons. King Leonidas responded, “Come and take them.”

Source - History nerd.

scoob > davedave1111 12/12/2015 at 15:07

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Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Tohru > Anon 12/12/2015 at 15:15

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Only 10%?! When I go into McDonald’s and show my gun I get my meal for free AND the money out of the register.

Tohru > davedave1111 12/12/2015 at 15:26

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Despite it being a choking hazard, I don’t think your gentleman’s sausage is legally classified as a weapon.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Anon 12/12/2015 at 15:33

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Pastalaya is the bastard child of Jambalaya and spaghetti. Either order the jambalaya or just go home.

TheRealBicycleBuck > El Rivinado 12/12/2015 at 15:35

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To me, New Orleans is a hell hole, but a lot of people love it. Today, the family and I are in Natchitoches to enjoy the Christmas festival. Small towns are so much better.

speedygopher > Anon 12/12/2015 at 15:44

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Kiss your sister and your meal is free.

davedave1111 > Tohru 12/12/2015 at 15:47

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It makes people scream when I pull it out, so...

BringBackTheCommodore > Anon 12/12/2015 at 15:50

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*flexes arm* Here’s one of my guns!

...I’ll be leaving now.

El Rivinado > TheRealBicycleBuck 12/12/2015 at 15:50

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I certainly agree that small towns are much better. I lived in big cities, but I am not city folk.

PS9 > they-will-know-my-velocity 12/12/2015 at 15:51

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And then they had a slow motion action sequence that sped up in parts like you were filming a comic book. And the 9 foot tall metrosexual persian king had a voice so deep it could make Morgan Freeman wet his pants.

TheRealBicycleBuck > El Rivinado 12/12/2015 at 15:55

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I lived in a town that didn’t get a stoplight until I was a junior in high school. Since then, I’ve lived in several large cities, including one with over 5 million people in the greater area.

I miss small towns.

Tohru > davedave1111 12/12/2015 at 15:56

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So would a picture of Goatse.

RTeeJay > Anon 12/12/2015 at 16:22

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“Molon labe” - come an take it (ie come and take our guns, pro 2nd amendment)

crowmolly > Anon 12/12/2015 at 16:27

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Is that part of Louisiana open carry?

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Anon 12/12/2015 at 16:48

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fuck yea thats my kind of resturant.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tohru 12/12/2015 at 16:59

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That’s considered a lethal weapon.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Anon 12/12/2015 at 17:00

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A gun could technically get you a meal discount ANYWHERE.

samssun > Viggen 12/12/2015 at 17:17

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It’s a phrase from Leonidas, in typical Spartan brevity: “come and take them”. They were stalling the Persian invasion at Thermopylae so Greek civilization could mount a defense, and knew they’d die at the battle. The Persians told them to lay down arms, and Molon Labe was their response.

I suppose today they'd be told to stand down and welcome the diversity...

they-will-know-my-velocity > PS9 12/12/2015 at 18:54

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Hey man, maybe. Maybe...

Tohru > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/12/2015 at 20:25

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So you survived the roadtrip?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tohru 12/12/2015 at 20:30

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Yes. Physically, at least. Mentaly, I died somewhere on I-93.

Tohru > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/12/2015 at 20:34

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Could be worse. I was told by a mechanic that a new fuel pump would fix my Buick Century. $80 and 2 hours changing it myself later, and absolutely no change in the fueling issues.

blooooooo > Anon 12/13/2015 at 08:09

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If you carry your gun in and point it at the cashier, you’ll get a multiple hundreds of percent discount.

2WheelsAreBetter > they-will-know-my-velocity 12/14/2015 at 15:01

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But I think it translates a little more directly as “Come take”. You get the point either way...