Certified Welding

Kinja'd!!! "RallyWrench" (rndlitebmw)
12/11/2015 at 18:04 • Filed to: Welding

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Had a customer with an ‘01 Jetta tell me he was a certified welder, and had fixed his broken downpipes. Uh huh.

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > RallyWrench
12/11/2015 at 18:08

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*dribbled solder on his broken downpipes

Fixed it for you.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > RallyWrench
12/11/2015 at 18:09

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I feel he made them much worse.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > RallyWrench
12/11/2015 at 18:11

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No, no, no, he’s a certifiable welder. Didn’t you notice that he had put a mental health facility down as his mailing address?


Kinja'd!!! Tareim - V8 powered > RallyWrench
12/11/2015 at 18:15

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I’ve never done any welding before in my life and I’m sure I could do a better job than that


Kinja'd!!! tromoly > RallyWrench
12/11/2015 at 18:15

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Hmm, heat too low for the wire speed, I see. 2/10 would rip the welder out of his hands and shove it up his arse.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > RallyWrench
12/11/2015 at 18:15

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Certified in what exactly? Pulling the trigger and making spatter and wire go every which way? That’s just laughable.


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > RallyWrench
12/11/2015 at 18:28

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That's bad and he should feel bad. I hope you openly mocked him and the showed him s good weld.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Tohru
12/11/2015 at 18:32

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With this guy, it wouldn’t surprise me.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Tareim - V8 powered
12/11/2015 at 18:34

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You surely could. A blind person with a battery and a coat hanger could.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > RallyWrench
12/11/2015 at 18:35

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looks legit

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Kinja'd!!! Master Cylinder > RallyWrench
12/11/2015 at 18:44

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Yikes. Whatever his certification is, it probably doesn’t have much to do with welding.


Kinja'd!!! Übel > RallyWrench
12/11/2015 at 19:16

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My first time welding was in 4th grade. I did better than that.


Kinja'd!!! Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > RallyWrench
12/11/2015 at 20:39

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How do you eff up MIG that badly?


Kinja'd!!! samssun > RallyWrench
12/11/2015 at 21:56

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I’ll not stand by while you denigrate battery welders everywhere:


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > RallyWrench
12/12/2015 at 00:08

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As a person who’s TIG welded twice (yet is going to be allowed to do it for a client?) this is hilariously bad MIG.


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
12/12/2015 at 09:22

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Too low heat and holding it too far away?