And with that....

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
12/06/2015 at 16:25 • Filed to: Goodbye?

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...the DeVille is all but sold. I texted the soon to be new owner to come pick it up. I love this car, more than any other object I’ve ever owned. But the time has come to let it go. It’ll be the best thing for the both of us. The DeVille can have an owner with a steady carrer who will be able to afford all the care it needs. It’ll travel places, and see things. I’ll be content knowing someone who will genuinely love it (he’s a fellow land yacht enthusiast, buying the DeVille to retire his 300 SRT8 from daily duty). I got what I asked for it, and he’s more than happy with the price.

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I’m still not sure it’s what I want. In fact, I’ve never been this torn on selling a car before in my life. It’s more than a car, it’s part of who Ben Rolland is. Seriously, oppo. Let that sit. Benjamin Rolland will soon be cadillacless.

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I’ve owned it nearly a year, making it the longest I’ve owned a car that I drive and 2nd longest car serving DD duty for me. I’ve put nearly 15k miles on it, taken it on more road trips than any other car I’ve ever had, and spent more time behind the wheel than any other vehicle.

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Im genuinely sad about it. Still don’t have a replacement, and am totally uncertain as to if its what I should really do.

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Until next time, you magnificent bastard.

I don’t have much else to say, so I’ll let Frank take it from here:


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
12/06/2015 at 16:29

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What are you thinking of as a replacement?


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > jkm7680
12/06/2015 at 16:31

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500L


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Your boy, BJR
12/06/2015 at 16:35

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Now you need a Lexus to channel Biggie.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Your boy, BJR
12/06/2015 at 16:57

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How appropos to use that Sinatra tune.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > Your boy, BJR
12/06/2015 at 17:01

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Get a Fleetwood and blare some Snoop Dogg!

/s


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Your boy, BJR
12/06/2015 at 18:00

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It was painful, but necessary. All transitions are. Soon, you will achieve your final form.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Your boy, BJR
12/06/2015 at 18:34

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Get a couple of Alfas


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > Your boy, BJR
12/06/2015 at 19:00

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Sorry buddy. I know you turned down the idea of the El Camino you said.

The exciting part is now you get to buy something with all that leftover cash. Maybe an 02 Eldo? Those are nice.


Kinja'd!!! El Rivinado > Your boy, BJR
12/06/2015 at 19:12

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The best thing is that it's going to someone who will appreciate the car and take good care of it. I hope you find another Cadillac, I can't see you driving anything else but one.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR
12/06/2015 at 19:36

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Damn dude. I know you really liked the beast. It became legend here. Keep us updated with everything homes


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Your boy, BJR
12/06/2015 at 20:20

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impala

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Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Your boy, BJR
12/07/2015 at 09:48

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And now, on to planning what the next Cad will be.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Your boy, BJR
12/07/2015 at 19:46

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Never fear, I’ve been searching my local Craigslist to help you.

1978 Cadillac Deville “Sedon” - $1100
http://madison.craigslist.org/cto/5342006247…

1996 Cadillac Fleetwood, 81k miles - $2800
http://madison.craigslist.org/cto/5347933901…

1957 Cadillac Fleetwood Series 75 Limousine (clear title, needs restoration) - $4,080
http://madison.craigslist.org/cto/5300440702…

1974 Cadillac Eldorado (gold over gold over gold) - $2900
http://madison.craigslist.org/cto/5324692581…

1995 Cadillac Eldorado (metallic green, landau top, chrome wheels with thin white walls) - $2200
http://madison.craigslist.org/cto/5347343449…