"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
11/19/2015 at 12:03 • Filed to: None | 8
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No one needs or wants to see your face/selfie/amateur porn audition tape.
Please don’t post them on Oppo except for that last thing.
cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
> CalzoneGolem
11/19/2015 at 12:04 |
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Oppo was going to be my breakthrough to the modelling world :(
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> CalzoneGolem
11/19/2015 at 12:05 |
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Well...there goes my purpose
TheHondaBro
> CalzoneGolem
11/19/2015 at 12:05 |
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Ah, well it’s a good think I can still post my dragoning tutorials.
Party-vi
> CalzoneGolem
11/19/2015 at 12:07 |
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Note to Opponauts. I needs/wants to see your face. To add it to my collection.
TheJWT
> CalzoneGolem
11/19/2015 at 12:07 |
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What is your policy on dick pics?
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> CalzoneGolem
11/19/2015 at 12:08 |
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What about our professional porn audition?
CalzoneGolem
> cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
11/19/2015 at 12:10 |
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Modelling just sucks
CalzoneGolem
> Party-vi
11/19/2015 at 12:10 |
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We wants to see it precious.
CalzoneGolem
> TheHondaBro
11/19/2015 at 12:10 |
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Yeah, I’m going to need to ramp up production.
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> Party-vi
11/19/2015 at 12:11 |
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What kind of collection
FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem
> TheJWT
11/19/2015 at 12:11 |
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Damn I wanted to ask that first
TheHondaBro
> Party-vi
11/19/2015 at 12:11 |
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CalzoneGolem
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/19/2015 at 12:11 |
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100% ok.
Party-vi
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2015 at 12:13 |
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My “DD, Track, Burn” wall.
So far everyone on “track” is also on “burn”.
*maintains eye contact*
CalzoneGolem
> TheJWT
11/19/2015 at 12:13 |
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I’ll allow it.
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> CalzoneGolem
11/19/2015 at 12:14 |
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oh no
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> Party-vi
11/19/2015 at 12:15 |
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i would land in all 3
Party-vi
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2015 at 12:16 |
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*looks at you*
nah.
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> Party-vi
11/19/2015 at 12:16 |
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*gasp* I am offended
Party-vi
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2015 at 12:17 |
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Nice to meet you, offended, I’m dad.
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> Party-vi
11/19/2015 at 12:18 |
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hi dad!
ttyymmnn
> CalzoneGolem
11/19/2015 at 12:19 |
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Wow, what did I miss? In related news, I should have picked a different day to make a labor-intensive post about aircraft only to have it buried under an avalanche of theme posts.
Party-vi
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2015 at 12:20 |
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Go to your room.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> ttyymmnn
11/19/2015 at 12:21 |
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Repost it later.
CalzoneGolem
> ttyymmnn
11/19/2015 at 12:21 |
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There was a minor kerfuffle about an underaged girl posting a (completely SFW) picture and it being removed by the mods.
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> Party-vi
11/19/2015 at 12:21 |
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I dont wanna
ttyymmnn
> CalzoneGolem
11/19/2015 at 12:23 |
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Keep Oppo Kerfuffle.
Party-vi
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/19/2015 at 12:23 |
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Then your room shall go to you!
*climbs to top of the ring, drops house*
ttyymmnn
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/19/2015 at 12:23 |
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I plan to. Probably next week, since I have an aviation history post coming tomorrow.
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> Party-vi
11/19/2015 at 12:25 |
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dogisbadob
> CalzoneGolem
11/19/2015 at 12:32 |
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I only came here for the comments
Patrick Nichols
> CalzoneGolem
11/19/2015 at 12:34 |
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So that’s what goes on in the basement...
TractorPillow
> CalzoneGolem
11/19/2015 at 12:36 |
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Yep, thanks for this. Doesn’t happen often, but when it does I have the same thought. If you happen to be in the picture, that’s fine, but a huge close up of your face is not why anyone is here.
CB
> Patrick Nichols
11/19/2015 at 12:39 |
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I told you, dammit, stay out of the basement!
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> CalzoneGolem
11/19/2015 at 12:39 |
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What about videos of me twerking at a nightclub?
TheHondaBro
> CalzoneGolem
11/19/2015 at 12:41 |
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Good. I’ve been dying to post some of my dick pics.
TheHondaBro
> ttyymmnn
11/19/2015 at 12:42 |
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I hate when that happens.
Patrick Nichols
> CB
11/19/2015 at 12:42 |
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But... but... I was just going down restart the pilot light for the furnace... I was cold... *sniffles in fear*
CB
> Patrick Nichols
11/19/2015 at 12:44 |
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I’d rather freeze to death than accidentally wake up Macanamera. I heard he once ate a new poster and their car. Without mayo.
CalzoneGolem
> dogisbadob
11/19/2015 at 13:00 |
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They’re pretty good.
CalzoneGolem
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
11/19/2015 at 13:03 |
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As long as dat ass fat.
deekster_caddy
> TheHondaBro
11/19/2015 at 13:04 |
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I lol’d
unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
> TheHondaBro
11/19/2015 at 13:30 |
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Canada’s giant dick
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> CalzoneGolem
11/19/2015 at 13:36 |
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Fat and finely toned.
yamahog
> TheHondaBro
11/19/2015 at 13:55 |
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Wait... Damn autocorrect!
uofime-2
> ttyymmnn
11/19/2015 at 14:35 |
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The stratovision post? That was a good one, I didn’t miss it.
ttyymmnn
> uofime-2
11/19/2015 at 14:38 |
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Good! And thanks.
The Compromiser
> yamahog
11/19/2015 at 18:23 |
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I
I Think you auto correct and my auto correct should go bowling. .