Car theft is up in my town

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
11/13/2015 at 16:14 • Filed to: Assholes

according to a recent report 170 cars were stolen from my town as compared to 160 last year. It boggles my mind that my town is 5 miles long, 2.5 miles of it is quiet and basically crime free, yet somehow in the last 2.5 miles there are 170 stolen cars.

Edit: A town over, Newark, had over 2,000 cars stolen last year and over 2,400 this year. Christ

Might help explain these insane !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! though

DISCUSSION (14)

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 16:20

Move out west.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 16:21

Newark Jersey? Isn’t that like infamous for carthefts?

Sneaky Pete > TheHondaBro
11/13/2015 at 16:23

But not to Stockton or Fresno, CA. Talk about alarming car theft rates...

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/13/2015 at 16:23

Correct!!! Even cars in front of the colleges there aren’t safe

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro
11/13/2015 at 16:24

fly me there

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 16:26

Thanks, Christie

PS9 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 16:35

Well, you told them the SaveTheIntegras, and they are!

...from their owners.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 16:35

To be fair though, you live next to Newark. That should say enough. I live near Trenton and when we were still living in the Condo we had a few instances of some crack head trying car doors to see if they were unlocked.

Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 16:36

How many were Integras and Civics? Thats one of the worst things about living so close to the Port of Newark I guess.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed
11/13/2015 at 16:37

I’ll safely bet most were Integra’s, Civics, and Accords

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 16:41

sounds like the perfect town to own an Evo isn’t it?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
11/13/2015 at 16:44

haha, I live on the nice quiet/crime free area and have a garage for all the families cars. I’d be okay with those chances

Axial > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/13/2015 at 16:52

I would put a Claymore in the steering wheel that fires off tar and feathers. Don’t know how to disable it, get rekt trying to steal my car.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/13/2015 at 17:24

My 94 Accord was stolen 3 times. I have a CRV commuter now haha.