Morning Oppo

"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen) 11/05/2015 at 08:26 • Filed to: None

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Brickman > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 11/05/2015 at 08:40

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Im going to do that to everyones car to be nice :D

Owner: Hey! Get away from my car!

Me: Im winterizing your car, you will thank me.

Owner: Thank you soooo much, heres $20.

Me: :D

Owner: (5hr later) Where’s that asshole that poured sugar in my gas tank!? I’ll tie him to a post beind a jet engine like that Elmo video!

Hermann > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 11/05/2015 at 08:42

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Also add a bit of lemon juice for flavor.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 11/05/2015 at 08:45

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Don't forget to add sand to your transmission fluid, everyone knows sand is good for traction.

fifanatic > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 11/05/2015 at 08:51

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I thought you had to mix 2-cycle oil in for the winter?

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Hermann 11/05/2015 at 08:54

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Pumpkin Spice is better

StoneCold > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 11/05/2015 at 08:55

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Better than welding your diff!

Hermann > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 11/05/2015 at 08:59

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Nah. Fermented Sugar Cane Juice + Winter (Ice) + Sugar + Lemon = Caipirinha

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > StoneCold 11/05/2015 at 09:04

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http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/general-…

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Hermann 11/05/2015 at 09:06

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Caiprinha is soooo good.

BigBlock440 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 11/05/2015 at 09:20

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I don’t want to live where the ethanol will freeze.

wiffleballtony > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 11/05/2015 at 09:42

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A spoonful of sugar helps the petrol go down.

Rico > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 11/05/2015 at 10:07

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Bathing your car in brake fluid will prevent salt from sticking to the paint.

Brian, The Life of > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 11/05/2015 at 10:31

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Dear Newbs,

In case it isn’t obvious: #bastardpost

- Management

MonkeePuzzle > Brian, The Life of 11/05/2015 at 10:45

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cannot imagine how poorly this would work on the facebooks.... MUST... RESIST... URGE... TO POST TO FB!

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > MonkeePuzzle 11/05/2015 at 10:55

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I did it

Brian, The Life of > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 11/05/2015 at 11:02

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#bastard

WiscoProud > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 11/05/2015 at 11:21

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I want to post this to facebook, but one of my idiot friends would do it and I would feel bad.

WiscoProud > Hermann 11/05/2015 at 11:21

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Delicious drink

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Rico 11/05/2015 at 11:22

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I mean, in a way yes that’s true

MonkeePuzzle > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 11/05/2015 at 11:34

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Dear SnapUndersteer,

You grandpa and I did what you said to winterize the car,and now it’s running funny, can you come ovrr and help.

Love and Kisses,

Grandma SnapUndersteer

tromoly > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 11/05/2015 at 13:05

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But what if you add sugar AND yeast? Would more alcohol be produced which doesn’t freeze and make more power because Top Alcohol Dragster yo?

(I’m not being serious in the slightest)