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"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
11/02/2015 at 21:13 • Filed to: Community

Worst cars made, ugliest cars, and now just an upfront, “what cars/owners do you hate?” No surprise it’s quite the popular post...

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DISCUSSION (29)

LongbowMkII > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/02/2015 at 21:17

Small toyota truck owners are the worst.

EL_ULY > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/02/2015 at 21:18

They are trying to get everyone to release the hate, and go to the dark side!

jkm7680 > LongbowMkII
11/02/2015 at 21:19

Same, former Tercel owners are also pretty bad.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > LongbowMkII
11/02/2015 at 21:19

I’m not so bad once you get beer in me!

TheHondaBro > LongbowMkII
11/02/2015 at 21:20

So are MkIII Supra owners.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
11/02/2015 at 21:20

I’ll say — they lead a life of regret afterwards

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/02/2015 at 21:20

I learned awhile ago when I defended stance...and was attacked with pitch forks and computer mice

iSureWilll > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/02/2015 at 21:26

I hate every person in a car, except for the ones I don't.

Birddog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/02/2015 at 21:27

I don’t hate Spark owners. Just the car and anyone involved with it’s existence.

LongbowMkII > TheHondaBro
11/02/2015 at 21:27

That’s true.

LongbowMkII > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/02/2015 at 21:28

justifiably so.

Hot Takes Salesman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/02/2015 at 21:29

I nominated the BMW X6 for the honor of getting fucking ju-jitsu’d by Bruce Lee. And Chuck Norris. At the same time.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > LongbowMkII
11/02/2015 at 21:30

i regret nothing

Kinja'd!!!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > EL_ULY
11/02/2015 at 21:31

But it’s dark and they never chip in on the pizza.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/02/2015 at 21:32

You were kinda asking for it by defending it

LongbowMkII > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/02/2015 at 21:32

The E46 makes sense as you can stack them in the container 2 high before you drop it in the ocean.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/02/2015 at 21:32

Yeah I saw that and knew better than to bother. Seemed really pointless. Sure enough, it devolved into the usual hatefest on a site that prides itself on being about cars.

Here is Jalopnik horde mentality in a nutshell - “We don’t think THOSE people are on here, so let’s all hate them!!!!” meanwhile I built my own stanced VW, I would totally own a lifted pickup, and I want an accord hybrid so I can make it slaughter sport compacts at the dragstrip while wearing the hybrid badge proudly.