My roommate might have some sort of car-curse.

Kinja'd!!! "Tohru" (tohrurokuno)
10/28/2015 at 23:11 • Filed to: None

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He drove the TohruTruck Mk. 3 to work today. He popped one of the rear brake lines while driving home.

He drove the truck because the clutch on his car is shot.

One time when he drove the TinyTohruTruck he popped one of the rear brake lines on it, too.

When I had Project $300 he popped one of the brake lines on it, too.

When I had the purple Escort he managed to jump the relatively-new timing belt and I got stuck replacing a timing belt tensioner in a parking lot on New Year’s Eve while it was snowing in order to get home.

Does anyone know where I can get an old priest, a young priest, a half-barrel of holy water, and a case of crucifixes?


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! thedevilinside > Tohru
10/28/2015 at 23:30

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So if I read correctly he has popped 3 rear brake lines? That is quite the coincidence.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tohru
10/28/2015 at 23:31

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Just don’t let him use the brakes.


Kinja'd!!! Dogapult > thedevilinside
10/28/2015 at 23:38

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you’re telling me. somehow it never happened on my rusted-to-hell Celica even during track use, but it managed to happen on three of Tohru’s daily drivers. I don’t know what the fuck they use on the roads here in WI, but apparently it’s bad for brake lines.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Tohru
10/29/2015 at 05:32

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Is this the same guy that returned the truck with a healthy dose of oil spray all over the engine bay?

I might be making this up. I can’t remember.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
10/29/2015 at 08:15

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Underside of the truck, but yeah.


Kinja'd!!! Dogapult > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
10/29/2015 at 12:29

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Yup, that’s me. There’s a bit more to that particular story, though.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Dogapult
10/29/2015 at 13:06

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Don’t worry about it. I blame him, not you. He’s obviously not a fast learner.


Kinja'd!!! Dogapult > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
10/29/2015 at 13:16

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I feel like I’m being vaguely insulted.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Dogapult
10/29/2015 at 13:48

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Only aa tiny bit :)