Can someone buy a cheap Fiero and give it yellow spikes?

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
10/27/2015 at 20:49 • Filed to: None

Call it Guy Fiero and drive it at LeMons? Please? Also, I’m bit drunk.

DISCUSSION (22)

Anima > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 20:52

Great idea! I might be drinking as well though.

What are you drinking?

My citroen won't start > Anima
10/27/2015 at 20:56

Original, a tradicional Brazilian beer, so I can sleep well.

Anima > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 20:58

Ah, I’ m going the Citroen way. Cheap red wine.

TheHondaBro > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 20:58

Nah, just paint it yellow and give it spiky hair.

My citroen won't start > Anima
10/27/2015 at 20:58

Oh that sounds good, but wine and sleep usually end up with awesome morning head-aches for me.

Anima > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 21:05

That’s a problem I’ ll deal with in the morning! :P

You are a Euro Jalop too right?

jkm7680 > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 21:06

No more alcohol for you.

My citroen won't start > jkm7680
10/27/2015 at 21:07

But how am i supposed to quieten the voices inside my head?

jkm7680 > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 21:08

Hard drugs.

My citroen won't start > Anima
10/27/2015 at 21:08

Nah, in Brazil, but I’m Swiss so I guess I’m pseudo-Euro.

My citroen won't start > jkm7680
10/27/2015 at 21:08

What do you suggest? I have some meth in the trunk, some krokodil and frozen peas.

Anima > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 21:10

Ah cool. Mind me asking what brought you to Brazil?

My citroen won't start > Anima
10/27/2015 at 21:11

My father got some interesting job opportunities here, and so we stayed

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 21:11

How’s the bank strike going?

jkm7680 > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 21:12

Mix them all up and make them into a milkshake. Then drink them all and see how that goes. If not, try huffing glue or drinking mouthwash or something. That’s what kids do nowadays I think.

Anima > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 21:12

Okay. Must be quite a change! anyway, Cheers!

My citroen won't start > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/27/2015 at 21:13

Ended today, I usually pay all my bills on the interwebs and I have a “prestige” account so I use special bank locations that weren’t affected by the strike.

My citroen won't start > TheHondaBro
10/27/2015 at 21:14

That also works.

My citroen won't start > jkm7680
10/27/2015 at 21:14

Kids do Flakka this days right? whatever that may be.

My citroen won't start > Anima
10/27/2015 at 21:15

Where in the EU are you located Anima?

Anima > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 21:18

I live in the Netherlands. Hence my frequent posts from Zandvoort .

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 21:54

You may be drunk, but this is nonetheless an excellent idea.