You wanna know how fast an old Merc 300SD is?

"Dale Franks" (DaleFranks)
10/26/2015 at 21:59 • Filed to: Craigslist

Try o-180 in 3 seconds. That’s not just diesel. That’s turbo diesel. Also, green.

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cto/528406…

DISCUSSION (12)

TheHondaBro > Dale Franks
10/26/2015 at 22:05

0-180... RPM?

not for canada - australian in disguise > Dale Franks
10/26/2015 at 22:06

180 what? Potatoes? Horrific paintjobs?

coelacanthist > Dale Franks
10/26/2015 at 22:09

As in you turn around and run the opposite direction within 3 seconds of witnessing something like this?

Nibby > Dale Franks
10/26/2015 at 22:10

0-3 mph in 180 seconds sounds about right.

Flavien Vidal > Dale Franks
10/26/2015 at 22:10

I think he meant 0 to 3mph in 180seconds...

deekster_caddy > Dale Franks
10/26/2015 at 22:23

Takes 3 seconds to make a 180 degree turn?

That’s a GREEN DIESEL right there. Must be good for the environment. Especially if you don’t wash it and let the ass end get all sooty...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dale Franks
10/26/2015 at 22:43

18 mpg in 3 seconds maybe?

Seriously though, that poor car.

HammerheadFistpunch > Dale Franks
10/26/2015 at 23:00

0 to 180 furlong per hour in 3 seconds? Sounds about right

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Dale Franks
10/26/2015 at 23:35

And you don’t need to worry about smog because it’s a diesel!

sdwarf36 > Dale Franks
10/27/2015 at 00:09

I’m actually in the market for one of these. Now I’m going to have nitemares.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Dale Franks
10/27/2015 at 01:30

Well, the ad did spell out that it was to 180 mph. I was expecting a joke of sorts, perhaps 0 to 180 inches in three seconds.

Major props for not using the non-word ‘alot’. Instead he must have followed the correction offered by spell check and used allot instead. Still not the right word, but at least it’s not misspelled...

Frenchlicker > Dale Franks
10/27/2015 at 08:22

I kind of like it, needs tinted windows though.