![]() 10/26/2015 at 11:31 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Got this email this morning -
Alice Walton, heiress to the Wal-Mart fortune is giving her dear friend Jake all of her money. I’ll see you chumps later, I’m off to buy 50 Lamborghinis and a dump truck full of cocaine and strippers.
![]() 10/26/2015 at 11:35 |
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OMG buy me all the cracks and cocaines pl0x.
![]() 10/26/2015 at 11:38 |
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The fact that your name is TheJWT always weirds me out. I worked an ad agency JWT once. Still have my badge somewhere that says JWT on it.
![]() 10/26/2015 at 11:38 |
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you can’t mix your coke and strippers in one truck. You gotta keep ‘em separated or your going to lose a bunch of each in transit. and who wants coke full of over dosed strippers?
![]() 10/26/2015 at 11:42 |
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Good point, I really dodged a bullet there!
![]() 10/26/2015 at 11:44 |
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Wow, didn't know Alice lived in the Grenadines now.
![]() 10/26/2015 at 11:45 |
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Ironically there’s a company called JWT that makes aftermarket parts for SR20s, which is what my car has.
![]() 10/26/2015 at 11:45 |
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The Grenadines are so hot right now.
![]() 10/26/2015 at 11:50 |
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SR20 or it didn’t happen.
![]() 10/26/2015 at 11:52 |
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I’d warn you not to trust such emails, but I see that she authenticated it...
![]() 10/26/2015 at 12:06 |
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Holy cow, you worked for J Walter Thompson?
![]() 10/26/2015 at 12:12 |
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YUP
![]() 10/26/2015 at 12:15 |
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What did you do there, if you don’t mind me asking?
![]() 10/26/2015 at 12:24 |
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Do me a favor.
Post your email in a reply to me here, I’ll email you. As soon as I grab your email address I’ll dismiss your reply so no one else can see it.
![]() 10/26/2015 at 12:49 |
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I shot you an email.