Formula Oppo: The Chipotle Grand Prix of New Mexico

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/30/2015 at 15:48 • Filed to: FO

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Welcome to the 17th round of Formula Oppo, the last surviving fantasy Formula 1 game around this year! This week we take a quick jump over the boarder to New Mexico for a fun jaunt around the Autodromo.

Previously on Formula Oppo: Lewis conquered the wet and wild weekend to win the championship. Other shit also happened.

This week the battle for the rest heats up just like a spicy queso dip. Also, none of the drivers have driven on this track so it should be interesting, especially if the cartels show up and steal the cars.

Your drivers:

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Daniil Kvyat- Red Bull

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Sebastian Vettel- Ferrari

Kimi Raikkonen- Ferrai

Kevin Magnussen Fernando Alonso- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Sergio Perez- Force India

The Wee Baby Max Verstappen- Torro Rosso

Carlos Sainz, Jr.- Torro Rosso

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Felipe Nasr- Sauber

Marcus Ericsson- Sauber

Will Stevens- Manor

Alexander Rossi Roberto Merhi - Manor

My picks?

Q Nico Rosberg

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Valtteri Bottas

Curse. Pastor Maldonado will get !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Good luck.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/25/2015 at 21:12

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Q Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Vettel

Wobbles the Mind > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/25/2015 at 21:19

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Huh, is this the new Mexico Grand Prix or the New Mexico Grand Prix? Because now I’m confused.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Wobbles the Mind 10/25/2015 at 21:28

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You’re a dingus.

desertdog5051 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/25/2015 at 22:43

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OK, we often get told that they don’t ship products internationally or charge extra to ship there, but we are still a part of the USA.

If you look between Arizona and Texas (which most people can find on a map), you will find a state called New Mexico. We were granted the right to call ourselves that in 1912. (A year before Arizona).

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2015 at 03:37

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q. Nico

1. Lewis

2. Seb

3. Kimi

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2015 at 03:37

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curse - bottas.

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2015 at 04:57

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Fuck you, Hermann Tilke. Fuck you right in your mouth.

That out of the way, I’ll have what you’re having for this round, but Seb’s in third on my future.

Also, fuck Tilke. And cursing. I don’t want to lose precious five points.

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2015 at 09:59

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q: ROS

1: HAM

2: VET

3: ROS

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2015 at 11:40

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Well, you did pick the least Mexican of all the pseudo-Mexican chains as the name, dude.

Stef Schrader > Wheelerguy 10/26/2015 at 11:42

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Basically this. Nothing about that section looks like a good idea.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2015 at 21:59

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Q. ROS

1. ROS

2. VET

3. HAM

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2015 at 22:01

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I’m shooting for last place.

Wheelerguy > Stef Schrader 10/27/2015 at 01:24

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Then again, the oval desperately needs Tecpro .

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/28/2015 at 09:52

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Much like Sebastian Vettel and Nice Rosberg, my championship hopes are over.

Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

ly2v8-Brian > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/28/2015 at 21:14

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Silver car

Red car

Silver car

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/28/2015 at 21:14

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I feel like you missed an opportunity to call it “Old New Mexico”

Alex from Toronto > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/28/2015 at 21:24

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Q: Nico Rosberg

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Sebastian Vettel

3. Sergio Perez ( eh home race, why not)

Curse: Nico Rosberg. Lewis will try an overtake, Nico will get rattled, make mistakes and drop down to 4th

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/28/2015 at 21:43

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q. Vettel

1. Vettel
2. Hamilton
3. Ricciardo

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/28/2015 at 22:54

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Ham and Mercedes may have clinched the championships, but I still have work to do...

Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/28/2015 at 22:55

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Also do you have the current points?

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2015 at 10:38

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Vettel

3. Rosberg

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/29/2015 at 17:27

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Q: Rosberg
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
C: Perez

BeaterGT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/30/2015 at 15:53

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Q HAM

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. PEREZ

LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/30/2015 at 16:03

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Q: Nico
1: Nico

2:Ham

3: Vet

C: Alonso

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/30/2015 at 16:04

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1. “King of the Flying body Slam” Hamilton

2. Nico “Parents retired in Puerto Rico” Rosberg

3. Kimi “Shakn’ and Bakn’” Raikkonen

Not proud of this.

desertdog5051 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/30/2015 at 16:30

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You don’t have to leave the US to get to New Mexico.

That being said, I have been told that the products I ordered would cost extra for international shipping.

No respect, I tell ya.

But it is not that uncommon because Americans are extremely geography challenged.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/30/2015 at 19:08

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1 HAM

2 ROS

3 VET

Q HAM

KnowsAboutCars > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/30/2015 at 19:32

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q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

jariten1781 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/30/2015 at 23:14

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Q Lewis

1 Lewis

2 Rosberg

3 Vettel

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/31/2015 at 11:35

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Oh shit I almost forgot lol.

Q. Ham

1 Ham

2 Ros

3 Vet

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/31/2015 at 13:03

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q. hamilton

1. lewis

2. Hat bitch rosberg

3. crest white strips pays my salary riccardo

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/31/2015 at 13:24

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Q - Nico

1 - Nico

2 - Lewis

3 - Checo

PushToStart > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/31/2015 at 13:47

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Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Gated Manual > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/31/2015 at 14:12

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q - ham

1 - ham

2 - ros

3 - ric

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RTeeJay 11/01/2015 at 19:52

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