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"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 10/24/2015 at 21:54 • Filed to: None

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Reaching into the Oppo Special Response Handbook with a mandatory posting of automatic Chrysler Sebring convertibles.

EVERYBODY MUST POST AUTOMATIC SEBRING CONVERTIBLES IN COMPLIANCE WITH THE OPPO SPECIAL RESPONSE HANDBOOK. THANK YOU.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 21:58

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and if i refuse?

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 10/24/2015 at 21:59

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Then you turn into an automatic Sebring convertible.

JR1 > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:00

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Still love these things

jkm7680 > JR1 10/24/2015 at 22:00

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ooohhhmkayyy

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:01

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so i either post one or turn into one?

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 10/24/2015 at 22:01

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That’s pretty much the case.

JR1 > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:01

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I can feel you judging me... Stop judging me!

bob and john > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:02

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thinking about it, did they even make manual sebring verts?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:02

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I’m ok with this

And a video where people do stupid things with one.

Does this count as my post?

jkm7680 > JR1 10/24/2015 at 22:02

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Just a little bit, but you’re still cool.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:03

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I uh...refuse to accept that.

whoarder is tellurium > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:03

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[Cowl shake intensifies]

jkm7680 > bob and john 10/24/2015 at 22:03

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No. But “automatic” is mainly for emphasis.

Under_Score > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:03

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jkm7680 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/24/2015 at 22:03

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Yes! You are safe.

JR1 > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:03

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Thanks man! So are you! Not as cool as me yet but you’ll get there some day.

jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 10/24/2015 at 22:04

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You are a Chrysler Sebring convertible now. You used to be a rental car, then you were driven by an old lady. Now you’re you and you’re still a Sebring. How do you feel about this situation which you could have avoided?

jkm7680 > JR1 10/24/2015 at 22:04

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I try, I try!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:05

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Alright! It might be totally wrong, but I kinda want to SRT-4 swap one and then stance it.

jkm7680 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/24/2015 at 22:05

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-the stance, sure.

whoarder is tellurium > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:05

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Did I am do right good?

not for canada - australian in disguise > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:05

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In the right colour a Sebring convertible can look damn fine.

This generation however is ugly in every single way.

jkm7680 > whoarder is tellurium 10/24/2015 at 22:06

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Sure.

Spaceball-Two > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:06

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jkm7680 > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/24/2015 at 22:06

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The second gen cars were kinda horrible in every way, shape and form.

The first gen was meh, I don’t hate them but I would never ever drive or own one either.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:07

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Because, aside from the white one that I posted, I can’t find another that is stanced.

jkm7680 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/24/2015 at 22:08

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http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php…

While searching for that, I happened to find this amazing thread.

Birddog > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:08

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Disc separation protocol started.

Security code?

jkm7680 > Birddog 10/24/2015 at 22:09

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6969. Welcome to the system.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:10

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Sebring thread is best thread.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:12

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Alex B > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:13

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jkm7680 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 10/24/2015 at 22:13

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Good try, but nothing can reverse this but the posting of Sebring pictures.

pauljones > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:15

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Ah but see, the Oppositelock Special Response Handbook has long since existed. It has one simple, basic procedure to handle any and all situations:

“Keep calm and oversteer the goddamn bagel!”

jkm7680 > pauljones 10/24/2015 at 22:16

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Driving a Sebring is like oversteering a bagel! Therefore, it is the same thing!

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/24/2015 at 22:19

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That top picture looks almost identical to the one my grandparents had! Blue with white leather, had chrome wheels that looked similar to those.

DoYouEvenShift > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:20

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So be it

GenuineAlexReid - The Reidus > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:44

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Here’s a convertible at Sebring in 1962

Amidoinitrite?

jkm7680 > GenuineAlexReid - The Reidus 10/24/2015 at 22:47

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nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

GenuineAlexReid - The Reidus > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 22:56

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Fine

Orange Courier > jkm7680 10/24/2015 at 23:28

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I have one. Paid $50. Not sure it was worth it. The engine and transmission aren’t terrible, but the chassis is just barely up to the task. My plan was to hold onto it until May and then sell it but one winter in Michigan and the rocker panels are rusting. At least my wife doesn’t care about cars. I swaped with her and drive the Subaru now.

DisplacementForDayz, ironically lusts after a Honda Grom > jkm7680 10/25/2015 at 13:26

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