![]() 10/23/2015 at 22:29 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
On one hand, opening against Star Wars is a show of strength. Confidence, even.
On the other, Everyone will be too busy watching Star Wars to notice just how shitty your movie is, so if you have to take a dump on your audience’s eyeballs, there will never be a better time to do it then here.
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Lucas always said that Star Wars was a children’s franchise. If he’s right, there will be a total of 400 people in front of the screens Chipmunks opens on ....
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Opening Alvin and the Chipmunks against Star Wars = Tacit admission by the studio that film they made should not exist.
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So this is the same as admitting that their movie is just a tax write off, right?
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But Chipwrecked was such a masterpiece ....
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Will this be anything like the cgi chipmunks my daughter watches on tv? Cause they’re an abomination. They’ve turned Alvin into a sort of failed Dr. Moreau experiment—a little boy/rodent hybrid huffing helium.