WHERE IN THE F*#K...

"PatBateman" (PatBateman)
10/21/2015 at 08:18 • Filed to: BTTF Day

...IS MY PIZZA HYDRATOR?!?! God damned lazy scientists!!!

Nibby > PatBateman
10/21/2015 at 08:22

You need this

Kinja'd!!!

LongbowMkII > PatBateman
10/21/2015 at 08:24

moist pizza sounds awful

Nibby > LongbowMkII
10/21/2015 at 08:25

Kinja'd!!!

I’ll take a hover board and that awesome Toyota

i did not need to see this

PS9 > PatBateman
10/21/2015 at 08:38

Word.

Although I'd settle for the sports almanac from the future. I could certainly put that to good use.

scoob > Nibby
10/21/2015 at 08:49

What...

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Nibby
10/21/2015 at 09:03

I should probably just knock off work and go home, because this is not getting topped. Best thing today, I’m calling it.

coelacanthist > PatBateman
10/21/2015 at 10:29

It's a black and decker, it would break after the second pizza was halfway hydrated.

PatBateman > coelacanthist
10/21/2015 at 11:03

I'm sure Keurig would make a higher end model. Maybe Dyson.

PatBateman > PS9
10/21/2015 at 11:05

30 seconds versus 3 seconds. It's called efficient time management.

PatBateman > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
10/21/2015 at 11:06

Well, now Gray’s Sports Almanac is just a normal sports almanac. It's up to date.

PS9 > PatBateman
10/21/2015 at 11:08

One you can get right now. The other will never, ever exist. IT’S CALLED REALITY.

PatBateman > PS9
10/21/2015 at 11:12

Bitch please. You think I live in reality?

PS9 > PatBateman
10/21/2015 at 11:14

Kinja'd!!!

That’s true. Then in that case I need a time traveling Delorean so I can get all Biff Tannen in present day

TheHondaBro > PatBateman
10/22/2015 at 00:08

Just wait until you try Harbor Freight’s Hydrator.