Remind me again of the effects of killing Bernie Ecclestone?

"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy) 10/19/2015 at 21:37 • Filed to: Bernie Without Context, Bernie Ecclestone, Killing Bernie

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Now some of you here have read comments from me about killing Bernie Ecclestone (sometimes with a bottle). Of course it’s just faffing about, because I know that I have no ability to do that and the fallout will be huge.

Then I forgot them all.

Now remind me again of the repercussions to me and the effects to everyone else the moment Bernie (and his friends, cronies and the boffins at CVC who bought F1) dies in cold blood?

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Wheelerguy 10/19/2015 at 21:42

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Personally, I feel you would be better off if you could somehow impersonate him, take all his money, and then kill him.

Birddog > Wheelerguy 10/19/2015 at 21:43

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You can’t kill something that has no Soul.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Wheelerguy 10/19/2015 at 21:44

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He’ll die one day from fucking some bimbo as he talks about Nazi Sex parties with Max Mosley. Or Vladamir Putin’s sex party with him ends wrong with all formula one drivers insulting him until he gets a heart attack

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Wheelerguy 10/19/2015 at 21:45

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We would celebrate you like a King.

TheHondaBro > Birddog 10/19/2015 at 21:45

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You can... with a .22

TheHondaBro > Wheelerguy 10/19/2015 at 21:46

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I’m just waiting for someone to make a Snickers meme with Ecclestone turning into Sanders.

PS9 > Wheelerguy 10/19/2015 at 21:46

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Meh. Some other sociopathic bag of dicks is probably waiting in the wings to replace Bernie

Wheelerguy > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 10/19/2015 at 21:47

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Beast plan. Noted.

And then I, as Bernie, can convince the FIA and CVC to do the changes to F1.

Wheelerguy > PS9 10/19/2015 at 21:47

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Or like a commenter said here, I can pose has him.

Birddog > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 10/19/2015 at 21:51

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Just have him stuffed! You could do a whole Weekend at Bernie’s thing.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 10/19/2015 at 21:52

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Weekend at Bernie’s 5 : Electric Boogaloo of Formula One

PS9 > Wheelerguy 10/19/2015 at 21:55

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Gonna need some polyjuice for that. Unless you are a changeling.

LongbowMkII > Wheelerguy 10/19/2015 at 22:03

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His will be the most publicly celebrated death since Osama bin Laden.

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Wheelerguy 10/19/2015 at 22:05

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“BREAKING: Bernie Ecclestone suddenly understands new media and digital era, rumors claim bloggers can now apply for press passes”

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Wheelerguy 10/19/2015 at 22:16

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You could always go back in time and hit him in the head with a shovel. It’s been proposed for others of his ilk....

Wheelerguy > PS9 10/19/2015 at 22:38

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I’m an Inhuman. Will that count?

Wheelerguy > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus 10/19/2015 at 22:42

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Bottle is better. After the stabbing you can just chuck it in the sewer.

Chariotoflove > Wheelerguy 10/19/2015 at 22:42

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I think he just said that.

Sorry, but that was too easy to resist. FWIW, you might not need his money. Europe’s combined populace might just reward you out of gratitude.

Wheelerguy > Chariotoflove 10/19/2015 at 22:51

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That’s good to know.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Birddog 10/19/2015 at 23:44

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That’s what stakes are for... Right?

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > TheHondaBro 10/20/2015 at 00:43

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Wait, Bernie Sanders?

pip bip - choose Corrour > Wheelerguy 10/20/2015 at 04:03

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eternal gratitude from F1 fans worldwide.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 10/29/2015 at 11:25

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Colonel Sanders.