If I Had a Million Dollars

"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman) 10/19/2015 at 20:58 • Filed to: None

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If I’m spending $200k plus on an SUV, I’d buy the most obnoxious and savage SUV available. This crazy green Cayenne Turbo S with all performance options ticked shall do nicely.

scoob > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 10/19/2015 at 21:03

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I’ve seen a red Cayenne/Panamera (don’t remember which one lol) with red wheels AND red brake calipers.

Pretty damn ugly.

deprecated account > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 10/19/2015 at 21:04

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dank

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > scoob 10/19/2015 at 21:05

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Was it tall and ugly or long and ugly?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > deprecated account 10/19/2015 at 21:06

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Thanks for the inspiration, man.

deprecated account > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 10/19/2015 at 21:06

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no problem, m9

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > deprecated account 10/19/2015 at 21:08

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Have a glorious rally spec V8 Mustang.

pjhusa > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 10/19/2015 at 21:08

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/eew-1723351083

deprecated account > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 10/19/2015 at 21:09

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me gusta

Birddog > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 10/19/2015 at 21:10

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If I had a Million dollars I’d buy you a K car.

Brian Silvestro > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 10/19/2015 at 21:13

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at that point I’d just get the bentley

PS9 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 10/19/2015 at 21:22

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That...that’s just obscene. The price, the color combo, all of it. I’m gonna vomit.

PS9 > Brian Silvestro 10/19/2015 at 21:24

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If I won $1M, maybe $5k or so of that would go to something that would keep running for awhile. $100k would be cash on hand, the rest would be invested.

smobgirl > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 10/19/2015 at 21:32

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Love it.

I also love how your only color choices are boring-as-hell or violent green. Of COURSE it has to be green.

scoob > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/19/2015 at 21:33

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Iirc it was long and ugly, so I’ll just say it was indeed a Panamera.

Brian Silvestro > PS9 10/19/2015 at 21:33

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realistically I’d just buy an E30 M3/Defender/Alfa Giulia/rally car

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > smobgirl 10/19/2015 at 21:51

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It has to be clockwork orange-style violent.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Birddog 10/19/2015 at 21:51

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As would I.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > PS9 10/19/2015 at 21:52

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This is more obscene than Slim Shady.

Nauraushaun > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 10/19/2015 at 21:55

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This isn’t crazy green. This is disgusting green. It’s a hideous color.

Crazy green is Verde Ithaca on a Lamborghini. Get your Cayenne in that color.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Nauraushaun 10/19/2015 at 21:57

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I’d like to disagree. Verde Ithaca is universally cool, whereas Peridot Metallic is shocking, violent, and obscene. That’s why I like it.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 10/19/2015 at 23:23

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But not a real Green CUV, thats cruel.

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Birddog 10/19/2015 at 23:30

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A nice Reliant automobile.

Birddog > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. 10/19/2015 at 23:42

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Someone got it!