Living With a Conspiracy Theorist Is Tough.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 10/15/2015 at 20:01 • Filed to: None

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Maybe not really, but it is kinda annoying. Also, rant. So have a car.

Mostly mentally annoying though. That being said there are glass bottles all over the apartment with tap water and something else to make them “safe” to drink. But every conversation is crazy, you cant talk about anything with this guy. Vaccines are detrimental to your health, breakfast cereal is filled with iron shavings, jet fuel cant melt steel beams, Sandy Hook was a hoax, climate change isnt real and tons more. Last night he dragged me into a debate starting it about cars, claiming that the American government is purchasing Toyota Tacoma’s and outfitting them with military equipment and giving them to ISIS. I pointed out that I’ve never seen a single Taco in any ISIS stuff and every story I’ve seen specifically points out the Hilux and Land Cruiser, but no the govt! It continues and he is losing steam on this debate and somehow drags the debate to the Federal Reserve and the gold standard. Which was a shit show in of itself...

He also doesnt do dishes and uses all the pots and pans, and his food is smelly.

GeorgeyBoy > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:05

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Bush did 9/11

Jagvar > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:09

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I could never go back to living with a roommate. I say get your own place as soon as you can.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:11

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Weird Al is your room mate?

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Jagvar 10/15/2015 at 20:11

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The other two are fine. And conspiracy guy isnt always bad, but he is too damn good at dragging me down to his level...

Jcarr > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:12

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It sounds like you live with someone who suffers from mental illness. Seriously.

iSureWilll > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:13

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What does he think about chem trails?

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > iSureWilll 10/15/2015 at 20:15

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I havent specifically asked.

But since I’ve seen him counter fluoride with iodine. So, I’d say he probably has an opinion on those.

Milky > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:16

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TractorPillow > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:16

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Headphones are a necessity with roommates. Back when I had them I always walked around with them in when I didn't feel like talking. Even when I wasn't listening to anything. Although your roommate might think the CIA is talking to you about him.

BorkBorkBjork > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:18

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spanfucker retire bitch > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:19

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Vaccines are detrimental to your health

Godamncocksuckingmotherfuckingsonofabitchingfuckinghellscheiße!

I fucking hate Anti-Vaxxers more than any other stupid ass conspiracy theory spouting shit bag out there.

djmt1 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:21

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My driving instructor was one too. He was an outstanding instructor but man he said some extreme shit. One of the crazier things was how he ranted about Muslims which isn’t in itself that weird until I learned he was happily married to one with two kids.

DoYouEvenShift > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:21

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Its fun arguing with those people sometimes. I try to counter their crazy argument with something equally outlandish.

For example, I used to work with one of those Moon landing hoax nutjobs. I would argue that with did land on the Moon, but it was actually Walt Disney and Fidel Castro that did it first. Thats why you cant see the faces of the people in the space suits. I would argue this a straight face.

 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:23

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I think it would be cool to live with someone like that just for the conversation sake. Compared to the usual conversations that I have at home these would be awesome.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:24

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Does he read those terrible magazines that have fake news that are in the grocery store checkout line?

davedave1111 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:25

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You just have to out-conspiracy the nutjobs. If he says the President isn’t American, tell him of course not, the President’s a lizardman. Obviously 9/11 was a hoax because there isn’t really any such place as New York. Climate change is nonsense because weather’s all in your head, man, because, like, chemtrails and stuff.

Berang > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:26

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He just wants to feel like he knows something.

T5Killer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:30

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Just dealing with them on social media is bad enough ( I have a childhood friend that I reconnected with that is a massive one now) I could only imagine the horror of living with one.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:31

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I wanna meet this guy, he sounds hilarious.

PS9 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:35

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We are the P1 clique.

We are richer than god.

We are not accepting new members. No Nouveau riche assholes allowed.

We are this planets rulers.

We own everything on it and all of it’s politicians.

Listen up plebs, because this is the last time we will be talking to you directly. We’re done with your shit. We allowed you to enjoy poverty and destitution for too long. Starting next year; global slavery. PMCs will be arriving at your residences to disband your families and kill those who try to resist. Your politicians are ours, they will not help you. Your armies are funded by us, so they will not help you either. Your priests are as corrupt as we are. They will not sheppard your souls to the promised land, for we have already arrived there, and you are not welcome. Thus begins for you a hard life of hardship, strife, and ultimately death by exhaustion.

Item one on next years agenda; Dissolve the United States.

iSureWilll > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:46

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Haha I bet it was kinda fun for a week or two hanging out.

Bairclaw > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:49

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All you have to do is tell him he’s wrong and tell him why you think you’re right. Regardless of what the truth may be (known or not) and contiue to tell him he’s wrong. That is if you like to see him get mad.

I've delt with these kinds of people. Not all bad. But arrogant.

Viggen > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 20:50

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You know what jet fuel can melt? Him.

Scary__goongala! > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 21:39

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I bet he is great with the ladies. Sounds like you need a drink.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Scary__goongala! 10/15/2015 at 21:43

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Shockingly he’s pretty good with them.

atfsgeoff > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/15/2015 at 22:19

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Not conspiracies. Conspiracy. Singular.

Wheelerguy > PS9 10/15/2015 at 22:52

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Yeah whatever, you have neither tailfins nor V12 engines.

Ah-ah-ah! Who screams better when in heat? I am.

Scary__goongala! > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/16/2015 at 00:13

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Hmm weird

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/16/2015 at 05:11

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WANT!!!!!!!!!

all the WANTS!!!!!!!!!!

give them all to ME!!!!!!!!!

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/16/2015 at 05:13

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this ‘individual’ is nuts (except for the one about climate change).

boot him to the kerb.

spanfucker retire bitch > pip bip - choose Corrour 10/16/2015 at 07:09

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No, he’s wrong about that too.

pip bip - choose Corrour > spanfucker retire bitch 10/16/2015 at 07:12

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i disagree.

spanfucker retire bitch > pip bip - choose Corrour 10/16/2015 at 07:34

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You can disagree all you want, but that doesn’t change reality. I disagree with the fact I don’t come home to a building full of super models, but that disagreement doesn’t change reality.