"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 10/11/2015 at 22:06 • Filed to: None

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Dear god how is the human body capable of producing so much snot so fast.

Cherry_man1 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/11/2015 at 22:11

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Because it’s snotty

TheHondaBro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/11/2015 at 22:12

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With complicated math n shit.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Cherry_man1 10/11/2015 at 22:12

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No seriously it’s flowing so fast that I’m dehydrated .

Cherry_man1 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/11/2015 at 22:13

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you may have a ruptured sinus then.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/11/2015 at 22:14

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Could be worse... I blew my nose earlier and then OH GOD SO MUCH BLOOD.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 10/11/2015 at 22:15

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My plan right now is just to drink until I don’t feel sick anymore.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/11/2015 at 22:16

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Sounds like a plan.

Birddog > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/11/2015 at 22:18

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You too? I started carrying a Snot towel around.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Birddog 10/11/2015 at 22:20

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I drank an entire liter of Pedialyte a few hours ago and haven’t had to pee. It’s just all coming out my nose.

CB > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/11/2015 at 22:21

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Because you touch yourself at night.

Birddog > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/11/2015 at 22:25

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You need a Doctor or Booze.

I was so bad that I carried a bath towel around and blew/sneezed into it. Like a huge handkerchief.

Blondude > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/11/2015 at 22:26

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I ask myself this whenever I don’t take my allergy meds.

Allergies suck.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Birddog 10/11/2015 at 22:34

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See: my reply to fhrblig

scoob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/11/2015 at 22:43

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One week and 2 days after my first cold symptoms started appearing and I still have snot.

Good luck, good sir.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > scoob 10/11/2015 at 22:46

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I usually get over stuff wicked fast. I don’t think I’ve ever called out from work for longer than a day at a time.

Leadbull > Blondude 10/11/2015 at 23:08

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Try allergy shots.

Pollen used to pillage my sinuses and ransack my tear ducts. I do not have allergies anymore.

Leadbull > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/11/2015 at 23:10

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Have you tried shoving tissues up your nostrils?

That usually works for me.

Baeromez > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/12/2015 at 02:18

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Cocaine?

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/12/2015 at 05:19

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it just does.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Leadbull 10/12/2015 at 08:04

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Snot walrus is ineffective against this torrent.