Eight-Ball or Crack Pipe: $40k Marauder. 

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10/11/2015 at 14:51 • Filed to: None

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No, you insane morons, low mileage doesn’t make your car worth the same as a 2010 Panamera.

http://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/…


DISCUSSION (32)


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 14:53

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CP


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 14:56

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C.

P.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 14:58

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$20,000 on a good day.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > jkm7680
10/11/2015 at 14:59

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Still CP. $15,000.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
10/11/2015 at 15:00

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Still CP. Free.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 15:01

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I’m sure they’re expecting to be talked down in price.

Unfortunately, a starting figure like that is going to turn away half of the interested buyers...


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > jkm7680
10/11/2015 at 15:01

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Fuck, just PAY ME to take it off your hands.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 15:02

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About double what that mileage should get. Even 30% more than a super low mileage practically new one would get.

Wait. I think I know what happened here; a salesman wanted it, but the dealer has a ‘customers get first crack at it’ policy. So the salesman just set the price so high no one would touch it. Yeah, thats whats going on.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 15:06

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$10k. Looks nice though


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
10/11/2015 at 15:07

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Yeah, like why not...


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 15:07

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Not only no, but hell no!


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 15:11

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For $40k it better pull a sub 10 second quarter mile!


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 15:15

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CP


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 15:23

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Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > jkm7680
10/11/2015 at 15:25

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I’d say more like 17 on a very good day.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > PS9
10/11/2015 at 15:25

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Does that sort of thing happen?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Urambo Tauro
10/11/2015 at 15:26

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$25k is expecting to be talked down, 40k is insanity.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Birddog
10/11/2015 at 15:27

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It better me made out of Carrara Marble


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/11/2015 at 15:27

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It does, but 40k is way too much


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 15:31

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HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 15:31

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True, they may become super collectible some day. But today isn’t that day.

The GNX, Impala SS from the 90’s and the Marauder are all future classics in my book. The prices are rising, but you can’t just start asking $40,000 for a Marauder when you can buy a Police Interceptor with the same mileage for $9,000+/-


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 15:33

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So it’s 12 years old, has the same suspension as Julius Caesar’s chariot, and the guy wants 40 grand? Nope. CP. Maybe a serious fanboy pays ... 10 for it? And that’s a stretch.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 15:33

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Or 10 grand any day.


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 15:37

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No way , that's enough cabbage to keeping my car in the road for at least a week .


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 15:38

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I dunno man. Tavarish recently wrote an article on why you should overpay for a car. Maybe we should defer to him.. ;)


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 15:58

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I can’t say that for certain, but the dealer is going to want to move inventory and make room for next week’s haul from the used auto auction. It’s not in their best interest to try and sell something for double market value, and they would know what the market value of this thing is. They sell cars for a living after all.

It’s reasonable to assume the price is untouchably high because someone there doesn’t want anyone buying it. Why keep people from buying it? So that you can buy it yourself.


Kinja'd!!! DisplacementForDayz, ironically lusts after a Honda Grom > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 18:56

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It would be worth $40k if it were something one off from the factory like a 5 speed turbocharged prototype.


Kinja'd!!! AMC/Renauledge > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 19:56

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Uh, Edmunds.com says that car is worth less than $5k dealer retail.

This is eight ball, not crack pipe.


Kinja'd!!!  > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 22:39

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It was worked on by Dennis Reinhart. This car is worthless.

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Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > My citroen won't start
10/11/2015 at 23:21

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Not even if it was practically brand new ridiculously low miles...


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > My citroen won't start
10/12/2015 at 12:04

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That better come with $36k worth of Coke in the trunk.


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > My citroen won't start
10/12/2015 at 18:15

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Even a 2010 Panamera isn’t worth a 2010 Panamera.