The most expensive Cruze can now be yours!!

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 10/11/2015 at 12:35 • Filed to: CP

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For the cost of ruining your life!! ^_^

PS9 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 10/11/2015 at 12:40

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Not even delivery by Tom Cruise would make that worth $2M.

fhrblig > PS9 10/11/2015 at 12:56

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Ew. I think I’d be more likely to pay $2 million to prevent Tom Cruise from delivering my Cruze. No I don’t want to join your cult, Tom.

daender > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 10/11/2015 at 12:59

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Only if the trunk is stuffed full of cocaine.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 10/11/2015 at 13:20

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Here’s a fun thought exercise: what legal thing could be done to that Cruze to make it worth $2 million? Solid gold suspension? Entire interior filled with expensive truffles? Get each of the world’s most famous artists to paint one of its panels?

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 10/11/2015 at 13:27

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2016 Chevy Cruze Pablo Escobar Limited Edition.

Sam > fhrblig 10/11/2015 at 14:08

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But it’s fun! You give us all your money and you can never leave! And if you try to, we’ll kidnap your family!

m2m, apex detective > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 10/11/2015 at 14:10

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Impressed by your tab volume!

boxrocket > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 10/11/2015 at 14:13

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$2 million is how much gm paid to advertise that POS? Also, lmao at the $400K Honda. No model, just EX-L.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > m2m, apex detective 10/11/2015 at 14:16

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Jeez the only time I have that many tabs open is when I’m watching porn

Blondude > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 10/11/2015 at 14:53

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That’s my secret, I’m always watching porn.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 10/11/2015 at 17:07

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They're all pictures of cars I'm too conservative to save on my laptop. :p

bryan40oop > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 10/11/2015 at 19:49

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I thought this was the most expensive cruize you could buy.....