Ten Fast Food Meals You Shouldn't Eat In Your Car

"Margin Of Error" (marginoferror) 10/08/2015 at 13:14 • Filed to: LISTS

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Yesterday we !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Today, let’s have a look a those you should avoid at all costs.

10 - Five Guys burger

Cons : The lack of cheese mixed with unnecessary fillings such as lettuce and tomatoes makes for an unstable burger that can shift or collapse at any moment.

9 -McDonald’s Premium Salad

Cons : Mcdonald’s employees won’t toss your salad even if you ask them, so you have the deal with it all by yourself, which is kind of messy.

8 - Subway’s Loaded Atlantic Canada Lobster Sandwich

Cons : you shouldn’t eating fish in your car, this sandwich don’t hold well together and fish matter will fall under your seat and rot.

7 - Tim Horton’s French Onion Soup

Cons: Hot liquid containers without lids are a recipe for disaster

6 - KFC chicken bowl

Cons: Pretty much like a soup, but thicker. Also, takes both hands.

5 - Burger King’s Poutine

Cons : Canadians don’t understand that cheese curds are not melting well and insist to use them in the “Poutine” as is tradition. Melted Monterey jack would help cement the fries with the sauce.

4 - Taco Bell’s Tacos

Mexican food is complicated to eat. A taco will inevitably make a mess even when eaten in a bed, so just imagine in a car

3 - Wasabi’s sushi box

Cons : They are even wrapped individually for extra complexity, not to mention the chop sticks... Also, something something rotten fish matter under your seat. A big no-no

2 - Carl’s JR Lettuce wrap

Cons : This will end poorly

1 - Krispy Kreme’s Sloppy Joe Donut

Cons : So many. First it contains the word sloppy, so it’s big hint to begin with, then you have to understand that th sloppy stuff is instaide a sticky donut.

TheHondaBro > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 13:20

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I’ve eaten Taco Bell tacos in cars before. The trick is to keep them in their wrappers.

Margin Of Error > TheHondaBro 10/08/2015 at 13:22

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You sir are a taco ninja

spanfucker retire bitch > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 13:24

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EUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHAGHCHGH

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 13:24

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I have probably eaten hundreds of Taco Bell Gordita’s in my old car. I no longer have that car, I sold it for $350 cash.

Your boy, BJR > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 13:25

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Well that first pic is a Seville, so it’s more likely Gertrude’s Depends had a malfunction than food spilled in that smoove ride.

Ash78, voting early and often > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 13:26

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Lobster at Subway? Poutine at BK? Tim Horton?

List is painfully Canadian, but also making me hungry.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 13:26

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doesn;t look like you should be eating this anywhere

OPPOsaurus WRX > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 13:27

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this looks like another type of accident

wkiernan > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 13:28

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This stuff is very good, but DO NOT open a bottle of it while driving down the road in your car. About one time out of three it goes off like a shook-up bottle of champagne.

Margin Of Error > Ash78, voting early and often 10/08/2015 at 13:29

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Sorry about that

Margin Of Error > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/08/2015 at 13:29

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It’s food, according to Bing images

Mattbob > TheHondaBro 10/08/2015 at 13:29

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no amount of wrapper will keep those bits of shredded cheese from their promised land under your seat. You may think you have stopped them, but trust me they will persevere.

Margin Of Error > Your boy, BJR 10/08/2015 at 13:30

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It was once food, maybe fast-food even

jariten1781 > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 13:32

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This list is missing buffalo wings. Had a customer who busted out some KFC wings while I was shuttling him site to site. Probably the only time I've straight up told a customer "Don't" without couching or dancing around it or generally being overly polite...usually I let them get away with anything short of a crime.

Hoccy > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 13:33

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All kinds of Kebab. I’ve tried several, and always ends up with sauce, meat and salad everywhere.

Scott > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 13:34

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I now avoid all meals in my car. I used to be willing to have a drink in my car, now only if it has a screw on lid. The final straw... excuse the pun.. was going into work on a sat for some over time. I swung through McD for a McCafe Iced Mocha, I had found them in Miami and loved them. Apparently, and not sure if it is still true, but they told me not all McD’s carried all products and all they had close was a McFrappe Mocha... Not what I wanted but OK. As I left the drive through I saw the cup tilting, I new my cup holder would not hold it so I tried to grab it. Unfortunately I ended up with the lid and the rest of the drink on my passenger seat.

After cursing and screaming I got to work, ran in and grabbed some paper towels out of the bath room. When I got back out to my truck I scooped up what I could and threw it to the ground... stupidly splattering it on my pants. I picked up the cup, saw I still had about half the drink, so not a total loss. Since the cup was dripping wet I put it on the running board. I cleaned up what I could but I used up the entire roll of paper towels.

Angry at myself, I slammed the door closed as I went for more paper towels. Unfortunately I remembered the cup on the running board as I watched the last of the contents of the cup go flying up and all over my headliner. I opened the door and saw the cup was totally crushed... and empty. My headliner dripping all over my seat.

At this point I gave up cleaning and went to see what work I had. But because of a screw up, there was no work for me to do, at least for an hour. So I grabbed several rolls of paper towels and headed out to clean up my truck some more.

My passenger seat, the dash, and my headliner remained sticky, and stained. the passenger seat is stained to this day, and I can still find residue frappe in crevices of my dash. NEVER, NEVER Again will I eat something other than a candy bar, or a drink with a screw on lid. If I need to eat or drink, I go in... if I am late because of it, I deal with it.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 13:37

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i’m sure at one point it was food

ly2v8-Brian > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 13:44

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My list: any food is prohibited.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Scott 10/08/2015 at 13:47

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Haha. Sorry to laugh at your misfortune. If it makes you feel any better I could see myself doing that too.

philipilihp > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 13:47

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First of all, what in the actual fuck is this?

Second of all, if you ARE going to make this abomination, at least have the decency to call it the Sloppy Jonut. Huge missed opportunity, but I’m still holding out hope this is fake.

ttyymmnn > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 13:51

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Holy shit—are those tater tots floating in onion soup?

ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/08/2015 at 13:52

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Should have thrown in a few gorditas.

Margin Of Error > philipilihp 10/08/2015 at 13:52

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I’m afraid it is true

Margin Of Error > ttyymmnn 10/08/2015 at 13:53

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No, these are croutons

ttyymmnn > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 13:55

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Man, what a wasted opportunity.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 13:59

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Anything with milk in it. As any parent can tell you, the smell of spilled milk that has soured will never leave your car.

Margin Of Error > ttyymmnn 10/08/2015 at 14:03

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You should patent that

pjhusa > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 14:03

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I thought that the thumbnail was of a spilled burger...

then I realized that it was poo

Margin Of Error > pjhusa 10/08/2015 at 14:04

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Well, I thought it was chili

pjhusa > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 14:04

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or that too

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 14:05

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This one is also a bitch to eat in a car. But I’d have a go.

Ike > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 14:10

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Portillos, combo dipped with hot peppers,

For those of you who are not blessed enough to have eaten one of these, it’s a Italian beef Sammich on a roll, with a polish sausage shoved inside. Then they take the Sammich and dip it in the juices of the beef, then cover it in peppers.

Yummy but messy; but I have driven stick and eaten one, it's not easy

Margin Of Error > Ike 10/08/2015 at 14:13

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Pics ?

Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 10/08/2015 at 14:15

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Surprisingly not that hard.

Jake Huitt - Two Alfas And A Nissan, Not A Single Running Car > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 14:17

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I eat/drink anything in my car.

Yesterday it was good times green-chile cheese fries (Really freaking good) Eaten with a fork, while holding the container, while driving stick, in traffic. Steer with knee and shifting isn’t that hard.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 14:19

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The only unnecessary Five Guys topping is mushrooms, all the rest are part of the appeal.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 14:20

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Never knew a Five Guys burger could look so unappetizing.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 14:21

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Did you actually just say cheese curds in poutine is a bad choice? Are you insane?

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 14:21

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May God have mercy on your soul.

And your stomach.

Margin Of Error > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 10/08/2015 at 14:22

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Meat

Bacon

Cheese

Bread

In that order. All the rest is not important

Margin Of Error > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 10/08/2015 at 14:24

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Yes, shredded cheese blend better with the sauce

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Ash78, voting early and often 10/08/2015 at 14:24

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I saw a ton of Timmy’s in NYC last time I was there.

Ike > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 14:25

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Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 14:26

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That is a very sad burger.

Margin Of Error > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 10/08/2015 at 14:27

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In fact, the good people of Saskatchewan may have invented the Poutine, but the the great people of California perfected it.

In-an-out burger’s poutine is legit

Margin Of Error > Ike 10/08/2015 at 14:28

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looks like a handful

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 14:28

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That would make it simply fries with gravy and cheese, and also awful. Restaurants that advertise poutine and then give me shredded cheese instead of curds are the wooooooooorst.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 14:29

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That is nachos with fries.

Also, WTF, Saskatchewan? You better not be a Canadian.

Margin Of Error > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 10/08/2015 at 14:35

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I am indeed a proud and loyal subject of her Majesty the Queen Elizabeth the Second

Birddog > Ike 10/08/2015 at 14:40

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Oh my god! If I hadn’t just gone to El Faro for a Burrito... Dammit..

Ike > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 14:41

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Most Midwest food is, I can think of a few more bad driving choices from portillos alone... Chicago dogs are a mess!(or if your from Chicago-land a hotdog) You can get a slice of chocolate cake if you want ( or they can put it in a milk shake if your that kinda fat) you can get a rack of ribs in the drive through. Cheese fries with a separate dipping sauce that’s always to full and to tempting.

That's off the top of my head

desertdog5051 > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 14:41

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Subway has lobster?? I guess I’m too far from water or something.

Ash78, voting early and often > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 10/08/2015 at 14:42

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WE SHOULD BUILD A WALL!

'70dime > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 15:14

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I’m very upset they didn’t call that a Sloppy Joenut

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > TheHondaBro 10/08/2015 at 16:02

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I dare you to try eating them with your window open driving down the highway. Do that without spilling and you will have achieved master status. FTR I sure as hell can’t do it.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 17:35

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And you don’t know where Poutine is from?

DarrenMR > Margin Of Error 10/08/2015 at 20:13

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Ive had an entire pizza, that was cross cut. Thats kinda difficult.

dogisbadob > Margin Of Error 10/09/2015 at 23:14

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is this even real?

Margin Of Error > dogisbadob 10/09/2015 at 23:18

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Yes it is

Darigaaz > Margin Of Error 10/10/2015 at 00:45

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none8239487234 > Margin Of Error 10/10/2015 at 04:02

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Love the photo. The panic and horror that the person probably experienced with that stuff all over the nearly white leather interior in that car is classic.

Not sure of the car but it looks like a Lexus. I can just hear Clarkson and of course the scream of the owner when their interior got turned into an atrocity.

fcukyoukinja > Margin Of Error 10/10/2015 at 09:11

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I spy cheese.

ren0901 > Margin Of Error 10/10/2015 at 11:11

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Mcdonald’s employees won’t toss your salad even if you ask them

...that’s asking a lot for someone they just met...

...yes, I am immature...

SOMA Drive > Scott 10/12/2015 at 13:52

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Sorry to hear about the disaster. I keep a couple of used bath towels and a roll of paper towel in the truck for that type of emergency. Hence I also have the no food and drinks rule in my car.

tk-421 > Margin Of Error 10/16/2015 at 22:05

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When did subway make something I’d consider eating. Like other than to prevent starvation?

tk-421 > Margin Of Error 10/16/2015 at 22:07

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For the love of God, Montressor! Say it isn’t so!