Dogs - The Oppo Review

"macanamera" (macanamera) 10/07/2015 at 21:00 • Filed to: None

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Exterior- 11/10

Fluffy, warm, dog-shaped. Comes in lots of color combinations and sizes, everything from “here, hold my dog in the palm of your hand” to “dude, why do you have a fucking horse inside your house”

Interior: 11/10

Every dog comes fully loaded with a skeleton and a full set of organ systems. Not much in the way of available options, but everything you need comes standard.

Reliability- 11/10

You know what they don’t call cars? Man’s best friend.

Value- 130497823847 / 10

Well, heck, they’re free! You just need to pay for maintenance! And they do so many things!

Overall-

Dude, it’s a dog. They are literally the best things ever.

macanamera > macanamera 10/07/2015 at 21:00

4

awww yissssss

M54B30 > macanamera 10/07/2015 at 21:08

4

Canine, I can be brand loyal to that for sure

TheJWT > macanamera 10/07/2015 at 21:09

3

Can confirm 10/10 dog

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > macanamera 10/07/2015 at 21:21

3

Dont need a car when i have a dog

DasWauto > macanamera 10/07/2015 at 21:32

5

Fucking fabulous.

Viggen > macanamera 10/07/2015 at 21:51

1

10/10 will Dog again. Can’t refuse dogs.

jariten1781 > macanamera 10/07/2015 at 22:03

4

Forgot to mention their tow rating

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > macanamera 10/07/2015 at 22:07

2

Allow me to introduce my stable of dogs:

5 y/o Chihuahua

And at that point (3 weeks ago) 9 week old Dexter (Waypoint’s Loyal Scoundrel AKC Registered competing name for kennel and trial competitions)

911e46z06 > macanamera 10/07/2015 at 22:09

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Who wants to help me name mine? Picking him up from the shelter in the morning.

FromCanadaWithLove > macanamera 10/07/2015 at 22:24

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Agreed.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > macanamera 10/07/2015 at 22:27

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Don’t forget, another standard feature of the dog’s interior is unconditional love. Those bros love everything.

Viggen > 911e46z06 10/07/2015 at 22:36

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What kind of dog? Need pictures!

911e46z06 > Viggen 10/07/2015 at 22:40

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2 year old yellow lab. No pics yet. Check back tomorrow.

Viggen > 911e46z06 10/07/2015 at 22:42

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Awww

911e46z06 > Viggen 10/07/2015 at 23:01

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Sorry, bruh. I think I’ve settled on ‘Evel’ for the name.

orcim > macanamera 10/08/2015 at 01:39

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You may have seen this before, but I love it so much:

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > macanamera 10/08/2015 at 07:06

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Bearing in mind who wrote this, the Interior section wasn’t as disturbing as I expected.

And that is a very good thing.

macanamera > 911e46z06 10/08/2015 at 09:02

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I'd love to!

macanamera > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/08/2015 at 09:04

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Ha, you know me too well. I had something else written at first.

Tohru > macanamera 10/08/2015 at 11:20

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Their emissions are terrible for the environment though.

CalzoneGolem > macanamera 10/08/2015 at 11:43

0

Now I think that my dog might be defective.

911e46z06 > macanamera 10/08/2015 at 12:09

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After much careful consideration, I’ve decided on ‘Evel’