Invasion of the Green Elements

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 01/31/2015 at 13:26 • Filed to: None

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PANIC

Actually I love these things in this color

jkm7680 > 505Turbeaux 01/31/2015 at 13:30

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They're good cars for Sex. Because plastic floors, and fold flat seats. Just felt like contributing that.

505Turbeaux > jkm7680 01/31/2015 at 13:35

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I prefer the soft carpeting in the back of the Benz wagon when my naked ass is on it

jkm7680 > 505Turbeaux 01/31/2015 at 13:41

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But it's easier to just hose out the back of an Element. In fact, I'm not entirely convinced that they're good for anything BUT sex.

505Turbeaux > jkm7680 01/31/2015 at 13:44

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hahaha what are you into watersports or something crazy like that? I don't make that much of a mess!!!

jkm7680 > 505Turbeaux 01/31/2015 at 13:49

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Nah, Elmers liquid glue fetish. It gets a little messy and Mrs. Henderson never finds out what her car is used for as long as we hose it out afterwards.

505Turbeaux > jkm7680 01/31/2015 at 13:49

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hahahaha you dirty fuck - literally

jkm7680 > 505Turbeaux 01/31/2015 at 13:52

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Good idea to keep a putty scraper nearby also.

Alfalfa > 505Turbeaux 01/31/2015 at 14:04

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I think me dad's Element is that color.

Is it sad that I'm not completely sure?

Alfalfa > jkm7680 01/31/2015 at 14:05

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My dad likes that he can fit a bike in the back without laying it on its side, so there's that.

505Turbeaux > jkm7680 01/31/2015 at 14:30

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nasty. Every element I see I am going to be haunted by that image

505Turbeaux > Alfalfa 01/31/2015 at 14:30

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yes

Alfalfa > 505Turbeaux 01/31/2015 at 14:46

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In my defense, he's in DC and almost everyone else in Utah or Oregon, so he usually flies out here.

jkm7680 > 505Turbeaux 01/31/2015 at 17:12

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My most sincere apologies.