![]() 01/25/2015 at 14:53 • Filed to: LOLCARS | ![]() | ![]() |
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"I really need to vacuum in here…"
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don't worry guys, you can all take a ride in my baby.
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I have a car
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she keeps leaking fluid and air
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Visible?
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That I have one.
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The weight distribution is a little ass-heavy.
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Beat me to it
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You can fit 5 guys in there.
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She's twelve years old.
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Money pit
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She's only 8 years old and she rides like a top!
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Join the club
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Oh yeah, she's got a stick, all right.
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Its ok, if I leave her outside tonight shell be ok.
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My wife has seen my car.
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Dont have either so.....
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Just locked her up in the garage for winter.
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Sometimes she makes weird noises, but the ride is great.
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Made me snort
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She's going downhill fast... things aren't getting any better with age...
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The car that I drive is not mine.
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Damnit, she's leaking again.
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She looks small but she's cavernous inside.
Don't worry about the scratch, she's a beater anyway.
I rode her so hard last night she blew a seal.
4th owner
She's got a salvage title.
She got rear ended last night by some drunk asshole, but I don't mind because I wanted a reason to get a new one.
It costs more to fix her than she's worth so I'm just gonna scrap her.
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Planning on trading her in for a younger model.
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It's alright if I keep her on the street for a little while.
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"Low mileage, as is, OBO"
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She's a little loose.
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Not bad for a 46 year old!
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She won't turn on. Bring me the jumper cables and we'll get her going.
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I bought her from some Koreans for $15,000.
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Her interior is made of hard plastics, but I still don't mind riding her every day.
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It's no fun trying to get in the back.
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Sold her to CarMax.
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she has the best trans i ever seen
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Went offroading and got a little bumpy.. looks like he broke a shaft, his rear end could use some work, he keeps leaving sticky puddles all over the place, and I can't hear a damn thing over his loud, stinky, exhaust.
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She's always in need of a lube job.
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age hasn't done well for her.
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Threw a car cover on her - using the winter beater until mid-March.
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she's on her last leg, about time i junk her and get a new one
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Low greenhouse gas emissions.
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I lol'd, even with a sore throat and a mouthful of microwave burrito.
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The previous owners didn't know what was wrong with her, so I bought 'er off them cheap.
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I abuse it every chance I get. Oh, and my car exists.
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"Time to sell this piece of shit."
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Nothing bad can be said about Travahog. At least not until Angelina Jolie comes along....
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lolwut
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My car doesn't like it when I'm too rough with the stick.
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My car doesn't mind if I eat pizza while I'm inside it.
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She's got an open rear end.
She's got a tetanus infection.
She can fit six guys.
She has a large posterior.
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i was going to say "my car is red" but then I remembered my gf's propensity to get sunburned at any time.
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She sags. She's looking bald all around. One of her headlights doesn't seem to be as nice as the other. She always smells like my cologne. She doesn't complain about me being late, she's just happy to see me. She'll never leave me, only I can leave her.
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Sure you can take it for a ride.
... wait, I got that backwards.
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Can't say man. CAN'T say....
Ohwait....
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she's on her 3rd rear end
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sometimes you gotta whack her a bit to get her started
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I like to fall asleep inside of her
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The weight distribution is towards the front.
She's agile, does all the work when we're going for a ride, and likes it sideways in the snow.