Stay Classy Jalopnik.

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 01/24/2015 at 17:14 • Filed to: None

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ranwhenparked > jkm7680 01/24/2015 at 17:14

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Well, at least there's no feces-related stories today. There's been at least two in the past week.

Tareim - V8 powered > ranwhenparked 01/24/2015 at 17:17

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I'm glad I missed those

jkm7680 > ranwhenparked 01/24/2015 at 17:18

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I guess that's better!

Brian Silvestro > jkm7680 01/24/2015 at 17:21

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Everytime someone posts something like this I secretly run to the FP to read all of the referenced articles

Scary__goongala! > jkm7680 01/24/2015 at 17:22

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I don't care about the NSFW on the FP, but it is unprofessional.

jkm7680 > Brian Silvestro 01/24/2015 at 17:23

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Well, Now you know what to do if you wake up and find somebody fucking the doorknob of your bedroom.

jkm7680 > Scary__goongala! 01/24/2015 at 17:27

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Same, Like it's kind of hard to explain why you're looking at a website where that is under the "Popular" sidebar even if it's on a different realm of Kinja.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Brian Silvestro 01/24/2015 at 17:30

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Same. More you learn the better, right?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680 01/24/2015 at 17:31

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I at least have the courtesy of waiting until my wife leaves the house before I fuck students in the teacher's lounge.

PS9 > Scary__goongala! 01/24/2015 at 17:32

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Slightly more professional than letting concert goers eat pussy on your stage while you perform. Not much more, though.

Scary__goongala! > PS9 01/24/2015 at 17:45

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Hadn't heard about that one

davedave1111 > PS9 01/24/2015 at 17:46

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Depends if it's your pussy or not.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > jkm7680 01/24/2015 at 17:48

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...and the top headline on Jalopnik:

"Just don't end up on Jalopnik."

PS9 > Scary__goongala! 01/24/2015 at 17:57

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Well now you have! (NSFW obviously)

Scary__goongala! > PS9 01/24/2015 at 18:01

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Wow, the comments hahahahaha

yamahog > jkm7680 01/24/2015 at 18:02

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protip: follow all the blogs and people you like, then browse from your private view.

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/24/2015 at 18:03

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Hahaha, So she doesn't Queef you awake and so that you don't find out she's fucking students again.

CAcoalminer > Brian Silvestro 01/24/2015 at 18:31

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Did you participate in this?

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/whats-in-your-…

Brian Silvestro > CAcoalminer 01/24/2015 at 18:43

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Yes, but I left it in a different thread.

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/might-as-well-…

Did you?

CAcoalminer > Brian Silvestro 01/24/2015 at 18:53

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Surprisingly, yes. I had some free time so I decided to throw together a list. Obviously it isn't perfect but it'll do. However, people do seem to be receiving it quite well:

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/1-1956-maserat…

OPPOsaurus WRX > jkm7680 01/24/2015 at 19:07

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yea is that crap that annoys me when they say no more nsfw. You can talk about beating your meat but no titty pics. Something seems a little hipcritital to me.

gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/25/2015 at 01:57

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amen. This place needs more nibbybabes