"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
01/23/2015 at 17:50 • Filed to: None
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"Klaus Schmoll" (klausschmoll)
01/23/2015 at 17:50 • Filed to: None | 1
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My favourite song this week. It's catchy as hell, and has some ironic lyrics, at least for me. I'll give you the gist: He complains that his old peeps all got jobs now and have no time to party.
"Everybody plays golf, they all drive Passats (our Camrys)
Nobody is getting a Wu-Tang tattoo on their ass
Nobody did the Moonwalk after Michael died
They all eat salad, all on diet, nobody eats meat
Nobody drinking beer through a funnel, they only drink wine
In the olden days everybody was already shitfaced on a thursday
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They all go running, talking about heir body mass shit
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They all move to the countryside, Silver-Ware, Golden-Retrievers"
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You get it.
The funny thing is, I am one of those people. I am sitting here on a Friday night, drinking a white wine, planning on going to bed early at a reasonable time, because I have a shit ton of papers to grade tomorrow. But still, when I look at my old partners in crime we are all going that way. Kids, mortgages on a house in the middle of nowhere, etc...
It's the way of life. And it is good! You can't be 20 4eva. The song still makes me smile!
ttyymmnn
> Klaus Schmoll
01/23/2015 at 17:59 |
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Truth.
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Klaus Schmoll
> ttyymmnn
01/23/2015 at 18:03 |
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Word.
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ttyymmnn
> Klaus Schmoll
01/23/2015 at 18:04 |
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To your mother.
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Klaus Schmoll
> ttyymmnn
01/23/2015 at 18:22 |
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That's what I told yours last night!
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ttyymmnn
> Klaus Schmoll
01/23/2015 at 18:25 |
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Hey-oooo!
My mom is 74, btw. You into grannies?
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Klaus Schmoll
> ttyymmnn
01/23/2015 at 18:35 |
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Deal?
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ttyymmnn
> Klaus Schmoll
01/23/2015 at 18:37 |
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I would totally do Susan Sarandon. Does your mom look like Susan Sarandon?
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Klaus Schmoll
> ttyymmnn
01/23/2015 at 19:01 |
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Are you aware that Susan Sarandon is 68 right now?
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ttyymmnn
> Klaus Schmoll
01/23/2015 at 19:07 |
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Well, I'm 48. I'm thinking more of the Bull Durham version of Susan Sarandon.
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Klaus Schmoll
> ttyymmnn
01/23/2015 at 19:33 |
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There's always her daughter.
PyramidHat
> Klaus Schmoll
01/24/2015 at 17:42 |
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We age as we get older.
Used to be that I was out drinking on the weekends, and drinking most of the days after work. Now, I don't drink and the thought of paying money to get into a crowded bar makes me cringe.
Looking at that living room made me think "Oh, God, pick that shit up..."
While not the genre that I typically listen to, I do agree that it's a catchy tune...that makes me feel old.
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Klaus Schmoll
> PyramidHat
01/24/2015 at 18:23 |
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Felt the same about that living room. Been there, done that, didn't get the T-shirt. Yet nothing to look back for. I absolutely had my fun when I was young! Might even have extended that phase of life for as long a was reasonable, but at some point you just have to move on, or you will become a comedy stereotype yourself.