The World's Worst R32... 

"Nate" (etangrubsov) 01/19/2015 at 12:46 • Filed to: None

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...has a terrible CL listing to match.

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I was browsing Craigslist Tokyo and decided to search for Skylines, which is always an emphatically bad ide a. Selling things via Craigslist is not popular in Japan (outside of the expat community), so half the people advertising cars are guys in Arizona trying to sell their hot rod to Japanese buyers, while the other half are servicemen at one of the bases selling their poorly-executed, unfinished moneypit out of desperation/because they are being stationed elsewhere/because their wives are making them, or all of the above. This car is one of those.

Also, I really don't need another car. In Tokyo, you have to have a parking cert before you can register your car. In my case it took two weeks of wrangling with my building to obtain. In fact, there's a red 918 Spyder that has been sitting in a Porsche showroom near my place for weeks because the owner is still trying to get his parking certificate. Parking in my area for a year would be way more expensive than the vehicle. I know people with garages full of missile cars, and it still takes a ton of money to keep them stored and inspections current. Still teh GeeDeeAahhh want is very strong, so I sometimes check out CL on the off chance I'll find a good clean R32 GT-R.

Anyway, this recent ad stands out as being particularly douchtastic. And even at $3000, this car is a crackpipe special. From the ad:

If you want a car that will impress brain dead girls... Don't contact me

If you look at yourself in the mirror on a daily basis.... Don't contact me

If you grew your beard and got a tattoo within the last 5 years.. Don't contact me

(Women with beards, regardless of when they grew it, are excepted)

If you are the sort of person who likes to wax your car on the weekend while you take selfies for facebook.. Don't contact me

If you take selfies at all, or have ever done it... Don't contact me

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no offers and no hipsters please

Here's hoping the seller finds his, uh, very particular buyer.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Nate 01/19/2015 at 12:54

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Have you ever been forced to brush your teeth in whiskey or rum, because you didn't pay your utilities on time and had to go without running water for at least a month... This car might be for you

Jameson cured my gingevitis. Also I'm pretty sure he's just trying to have a little fun selling his bitchin ride. Besides nobody likes hipsters. Not even hipsters like hipsters because that would make them too mainstream

PS9 > Nate 01/19/2015 at 12:58

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Oh god, the craigslist cancer has spread to Japan?! How did this terrible website become the new classifieds so quick?

Ntovorni > Nate 01/19/2015 at 13:51

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tl;dr, because R32 tease

/Driver of VW MkV R32

Nate > Ntovorni 01/19/2015 at 13:59

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The VW R32 is the bane of my googling.

Ntovorni > Nate 01/19/2015 at 14:29

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Haha I'm sure. If it makes you feel any better, I too, am a Nate..just with a different R32.