The Best Damn Comment in Town nominations

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
09/23/2014 at 16:34 • Filed to: BDCT

Lets get em in!

DISCUSSION (18)

505Turbeaux > HammerheadFistpunch
09/23/2014 at 16:39

self nom nom nom. I was feeling witty this morning

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/i-hate-these-t…

Slowmoe > HammerheadFistpunch
09/23/2014 at 16:42

I nominate anything by waymoe.

He says he does not like me, but I know that he is only threatened by the presence of another moe. I've noticed that there is also Raphmoe, and he is a nice guy as well and a budding journalist. It is sad that he lives under bridges in New York City, but in another sense that is very poetic and something I wish to achieve in the future. In any case, anyone with the name [something]moe is cool and I think they should win BDCT because they are cool. Maybe not me though, because I am not a funny or insightful person. Well, I can be, but often times I am not. I am also new here, and furthermore, I don't even like cars all that much I just love all you.

In conclusion, I nominate anything by waymoe.

macanamera > Slowmoe
09/23/2014 at 16:46

#NotEveryMoe

Slowmoe > macanamera
09/23/2014 at 16:50

Did you know that Moetown is actually Detroit?

I did not know this until recently, and to be honest, I only discovered this revelation right now. I guess moetown is a town in which many moes live, and that is why it has it's name. I actually am from Detroit, so maybe this makes up for my hatred of cars, and I can finally become accepted by your community. I mean, I have never actually been to Detroit, but my parents lived in Michigan before I was born and I have heard all about it. This kind of makes me from Detroit.

In conclusion, Moetown is actually Detroit.

#JalopnikDetroit

#AaronFoley

Tapas > HammerheadFistpunch
09/23/2014 at 16:52

Meeee

http://jalopnik.com/the-instinct-t…

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/exactly-the-in…

Why yes. Yes I do hate the new Infinititty commercial.

Kate's Dirty Sister > HammerheadFistpunch
09/23/2014 at 16:58

Is it here that we come to recommend our own posts in a vain attempt to get some obscure and meaningless recognition ?

COTD died when Matt took over, nothing against Matt btw, he brought a lot of good stuff here, but his attempt to make the COTD a conversation of the day instead of a single witty/funny comment killed the magic.

and 100 more > Kate's Dirty Sister
09/23/2014 at 17:08

What's the current conversion rate from Kinja stars to Reddit upvotes?

Kate's Dirty Sister > and 100 more
09/23/2014 at 17:14

There's no such things as Kinja stars, Kinja never had stars.

Chris Clarke > HammerheadFistpunch
09/23/2014 at 17:16

McMike always cracks me up.

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/dont-get-me-st…

and 100 more > Kate's Dirty Sister
09/23/2014 at 17:18

Ah, yes; "recommendations" then.

ttyymmnn > Kate's Dirty Sister
09/23/2014 at 17:52

I don't think Matt killed it, I think Kinja killed it. With the new commenting system came an emphasis on conversation, not commenting. "Own the conversation" and all that. So that's when the "C" changed from "comment" to "conversation."

Mercedes Streeter > and 100 more
09/23/2014 at 18:01

Each Kinja "recommend" equals approximately 3 Reddit downvotes. Nobody at Reddit is actually a car enthusiast...

Kate's Dirty Sister > ttyymmnn
09/23/2014 at 18:05

He was EIC at this time, and he's the one who subtlety killed it for good after wisely moving it overnight.

and 100 more > Mercedes Streeter
09/23/2014 at 18:13

I beg to differ! There is an equal amount of love and hate over at r/Justrolledintotheshop/

Mercedes Streeter > and 100 more
09/23/2014 at 18:21

I stand corrected! I forgot about the one sub (two, if you count Oppo's sub) in which there are real car enthusiasts.

The folks in r/Cars and r/Autos are so closed-minded it's infuriating! Not an ultra-desirable car? Automatically shit.

and 100 more > Mercedes Streeter
09/23/2014 at 18:25

Yes, yes, I've seen that attitude there and "infuriating" is the best word to describe it.

George Costanza > HammerheadFistpunch
09/23/2014 at 20:12

I nominate myself for the ALS Ice Bucket.

ColonialSaab > and 100 more
09/23/2014 at 22:18

Who cares? I have been clean for 3 years now and I suggest ya'all fine folk steer clear of those dens of Bacchanalian iniquity that are the reddits.