OMG Thank you Toyota!!!!!!!

"Vince-The Roadside Mechanic" (vincent-becker) 09/14/2014 at 17:40 • Filed to: None

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Toyota just released pics of the new Toyota Corolla Wagon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ly2v8-Brian > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/14/2014 at 17:43

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They'd have to pay me a lot to drive that.

Steve in Manhattan > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/14/2014 at 17:43

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That's not horrible ...

Brian, The Life of > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/14/2014 at 17:43

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Terrible 'shop, brilliant idea ...

And of course they won't :(

Tom McParland > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/14/2014 at 17:44

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For once...I give exactly zero fucks about a possible wagon.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/14/2014 at 17:45

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The Matrix

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > ly2v8-Brian 09/14/2014 at 17:46

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But dat exhaust.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Brian, The Life of 09/14/2014 at 17:47

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:.(

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Tom McParland 09/14/2014 at 17:48

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It has the FR-S drivetrain and RWD.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/14/2014 at 17:48

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Red pill or blue?

ly2v8-Brian > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/14/2014 at 17:50

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Changes NOTHING

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > ly2v8-Brian 09/14/2014 at 17:51

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FR-S drivetrain and 6 speed manual.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/14/2014 at 17:51

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The beige pill

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/14/2014 at 17:53

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Welcome to the beige matrix here are your kakis.

ly2v8-Brian > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/14/2014 at 17:55

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Means nothing, it ugly.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > ly2v8-Brian 09/14/2014 at 17:56

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It also comes it lime green like a lambo.

ly2v8-Brian > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/14/2014 at 18:01

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(gags)

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/14/2014 at 18:09

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I was for whatever reason expecting this to be a serious post and was going to say "But it's still a Toyota". Instead I just lol'd.

Cherry_man1 > ly2v8-Brian 09/14/2014 at 18:16

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Agreed

EL_ULY > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/14/2014 at 18:51

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lol, That would actually be rad if they did do it

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > EL_ULY 09/14/2014 at 19:22

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Indeed.

Tom McParland > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/14/2014 at 20:11

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Ok...now you have my attention

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Tom McParland 09/14/2014 at 21:10

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And it is turbocharged.

shop-teacher > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/15/2014 at 07:49

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Wow, look how thin that D-pillar gets!

Admiral Picard > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/16/2014 at 19:24

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Waitaminit... this excites you? Really? A, it's a Corolla. B, it's freaking atrocious-looking. C, it's a Corolla.

Also, that image looks like a seriously bad Photoshop job.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Admiral Picard 09/16/2014 at 20:56

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I did it using MS paint and yes I would like one. :P

pollenstein > Brian, The Life of 09/17/2014 at 06:20

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They've done it before

LookingAtCars.com > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 09/17/2014 at 13:04

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Stop teasing, you bastardo!

LookingAtCars.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/17/2014 at 13:05

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is NOT a wagon!

LookingAtCars.com > Admiral Picard 09/17/2014 at 13:06

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It would only be the least expensive, most practical and reliable car out there. What smart person wouldn't want one.