IS THIS BETTER OR WORSE....

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke)
09/09/2014 at 13:43 • Filed to: None

than a Segway?

Alfalfa > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/09/2014 at 13:47

This is cool. I say better.

ttyymmnn > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/09/2014 at 13:48

Infinitely better.

Shankems > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/09/2014 at 13:50

Almost as good as

Kinja'd!!!

HammerheadFistpunch > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/09/2014 at 13:51

4 wheels good, 2 wheels bad, one wheel...better?

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/09/2014 at 13:58

Just get a scooter or a grom already.

I say better

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/09/2014 at 14:01

Arguably, this is better. You still look like a prat, but you're clearly working hard at doing so.

It really does throw off the logic of "two wheels bad," doesn't it?

What is a grom? sounds like something you'd get stuck in the back of your throat.

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/09/2014 at 14:21

Sorta a hybrid between a scooter and a fullsize bike. Sold by honda 125cc motor.
http://jalopnik.com/gromkhana-is-f…

OH, those! I forgot about those. I need to make a note to go ride one. I've heard they are a lot of fun.

Dusty Ventures > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/09/2014 at 14:57

I'd be far less embarrassed to be seen on that than on a Segway

Certainly cooler; also I would prefer to sit than stand.