If you're gonna rebadge an Astro as a Caddy...

"Dale Franks" (DaleFranks) 09/01/2014 at 22:34 • Filed to: Craigslist

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...don't forget to sew alligator skins into the interior. Do it right.

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 > Dale Franks 09/01/2014 at 22:40

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Those Cletus headlights though.

carcrasher88 > Dale Franks 09/01/2014 at 22:41

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I'll be honest...the grille, headlights, and taillights don't look half bad on here.

Everything else just seems wrong though...

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Dale Franks 09/01/2014 at 22:41

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That looks...

Fucking horrible.

My god I thought my Safari looked bad missing paint and rusting, but damn that looks worse.

EL_ULY > Dale Franks 09/01/2014 at 22:46

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wow, the owner must be a millionaire! Some type of doctor or CEO. Super rich!

shop-teacher > Dale Franks 09/01/2014 at 22:49

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What the hell is going on with the sea of head rests?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dale Franks 09/01/2014 at 22:55

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If he changed the rims and maybe had more era-appropriate grill, really not too terrible. At least it looks like he really put some serious effort into it.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dale Franks 09/01/2014 at 22:59

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I bet it looks much better on those wires.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > carcrasher88 09/01/2014 at 23:00

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My biggest problem is that the chrome, and accent lines on the hood don't match up to the grill, and headlights.

tromoly > Dale Franks 09/01/2014 at 23:07

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This may be the theme song for that van.

coqui70 > Dale Franks 09/01/2014 at 23:29

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Gotta be honest, with the latest craze for luxury offices on wheels this could work. Take the old Chevy Express van chassis and teach it new tricks.

Milky > Dale Franks 09/02/2014 at 01:18

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Holy keywords.

ACESandEIGHTS > Dale Franks 09/02/2014 at 16:47

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I like it. Price is right too. He's not trying to take anyone for a ride.

Kinda looks like the interior of Aaron's or Rentacenter. It's somewhat cheap, but looks nice, and is bound to wear out within a couple years.