VON! VON BRAKE LIGHT! AH AH AH AAAAAAAAAAH

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
08/28/2014 at 10:45 • Filed to: None

all attempts to communicate with the driver was a fail, she was also doing ~15-20 below speed limit, and very tentatively changing lanes. I truly expect an accident in her near future :S

DISCUSSION (23)

ACESandEIGHTS > MonkeePuzzle
08/28/2014 at 10:47

Racist question: Are you driving through Montbello?

IHopeMyNameTastesLikeSardinesToTheseBitches > MonkeePuzzle
08/28/2014 at 10:48

my favorite single brake light is when on the high mounted light works

MonkeePuzzle > ACESandEIGHTS
08/28/2014 at 10:50

I... what? negative

MonkeePuzzle > IHopeMyNameTastesLikeSardinesToTheseBitches
08/28/2014 at 10:50

well at least then you can tell they aren't just attempting a right turn I guess

thebigbossyboss > MonkeePuzzle
08/28/2014 at 10:53

Where I am from as long as 1 (one) brake light and taillight works, you're not actually braking the law.

Edit: Unless your brake light is also your turn signal. As mine is.

505Turbeaux > MonkeePuzzle
08/28/2014 at 10:55

I am fucking dying because of this graphic. Good job

MonkeePuzzle > thebigbossyboss
08/28/2014 at 10:55

yikes, scary.

I did wonder if I rear ended her if I could blame her

thebigbossyboss > MonkeePuzzle
08/28/2014 at 10:58

Not in Ontario you couldn't. Our guide to accident fault irregardless of circumstances can be found here with easy pictures.

http://www.e-laws.gov.on.ca/html/regs/engl…

thebigbossyboss > ACESandEIGHTS
08/28/2014 at 11:01

are you racist against mushrooms?

Chase > thebigbossyboss
08/28/2014 at 11:02

pedantic off topic, I really hate that webster's dictionary considers that a word now...

thebigbossyboss > Chase
08/28/2014 at 11:04

Don't blame me. Blame the dictionary. Also I am sad that noone picked up on my "Braking the law" pun! :(

You guys need to get more book learning!

ACESandEIGHTS > thebigbossyboss
08/28/2014 at 11:16

No, just throwing a guess out there. Montbello is the 'hood that's so ghetto even Aurora doesn't claim it.

...just weak material and a shot in the dark.

lonestranger > IHopeMyNameTastesLikeSardinesToTheseBitches
08/28/2014 at 11:18

For whatever reason, Chevy Ventures often have only the CHMSL lit.

thebigbossyboss > ACESandEIGHTS
08/28/2014 at 11:21

I was just joking. I don't really know any places in Colorado except Denver, Boulder, and Gunnison, since I live 3000 + miles away in another country.

Racescort666 > MonkeePuzzle
08/28/2014 at 11:42

huehuehue, rear ended...

NaturallyAspirated > MonkeePuzzle
08/28/2014 at 12:21

This is awesome.

I see cars around SoCal all the time with only one brake light working, and it drives me nuts for whatever reason. My office building has those really reflective outside windows, so I check my brake lights using the reflection once a month or so. I wish other people would do the same.

Chase > thebigbossyboss
08/28/2014 at 12:26

>.< goddamnit can't believe I missed that.

upshot though, I did recently learn where the "ir-" part of "irregardless" probably comes from- "regardless of" and "irrespective" are synonyms

MonkeePuzzle > NaturallyAspirated
08/28/2014 at 12:28

I do honestly wish tehre was an easy way to contact a driver, brake lights esspecially are something people don't check, and cant easily check on their own (not all of us have shiny buildings).

thebigbossyboss > Chase
08/28/2014 at 12:38

...and now they have been combined in a German fashion to make a new word. Interesting.

ACESandEIGHTS > thebigbossyboss
08/28/2014 at 14:31

+1 random reference of Gunnison. Did you go to school there? I had one buddy who did and skied/snowboarded almost every day.

thebigbossyboss > ACESandEIGHTS
08/28/2014 at 14:40

Haha nope. I visited Gunnison when my family drove across Colorado in 2000. That is pretty much the only part of Colorado I remember.

JEM > MonkeePuzzle
08/28/2014 at 15:55

Fords in the 80s had this little vehicle display in the lower center console that told you if any of your lights were out. You can kind of see it behind the shifter here:

Kinja'd!!!

MonkeePuzzle > JEM
08/28/2014 at 16:06

BMWs have a whole row of lights to tell you when things aren't working, none of the trouble lights worked in my buddy's e30, there was no light to tell you when the things are broken light was broken