Because everyone know you off road in a white dress

"Milky" (jordanmielke) 08/27/2014 at 11:51 • Filed to: Chevy, Niva, Russia, Jeep

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& white heels. For those that don't know, Chevy Niva Concept.

At least the Renegade models had dark colored heels on, Jeep just knows best.

505Turbeaux > Milky 08/27/2014 at 11:54

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dat ass. I'll take that to the woods

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Milky 08/27/2014 at 11:54

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Niva....hhhrrrrrrghhhhhhh. neeeeeeed in my life!

HammerheadFistpunch > Milky 08/27/2014 at 11:55

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Dammit, I get stuck modeling this ugly thing, I wanted to model a porsch or a Fezzari.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Milky 08/27/2014 at 11:55

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I only offroad in white dresses. #keepitclassy

Rock Bottom > Milky 08/27/2014 at 11:57

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Did someone say "Niva"?

CalzoneGolem > Milky 08/27/2014 at 11:57

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Surely this isn't the worse suspension of disbelief you're asked to endure at a car show?

JR1 > Milky 08/27/2014 at 11:58

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I didn't know there was an auto show this week?

Rock Bottom > 505Turbeaux 08/27/2014 at 11:58

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 08/27/2014 at 11:59

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Good choice, bro. Feather boas are for softroaders, bro.

CAR_IS_MI > Milky 08/27/2014 at 12:01

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Have you been staking me or something. I try to off road in my white dress only when other people aren't around. It's my guilty pleasure.

(could you imagine though, Chevy having the model dress up in like a camo vest and cargo pants...)

CAR_IS_MI > Milky 08/27/2014 at 12:03

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They had to use a Wrangler to tow the Renegade up this hill...

Milky > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 08/27/2014 at 12:09

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I'd rather have the Renegade.

Milky > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 08/27/2014 at 12:10

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I suppose someone has to show up the country hoes in their camo.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Milky 08/27/2014 at 12:11

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If you put the Renegade in all the off-road garb the Niva has I would likely agree.

Milky > CalzoneGolem 08/27/2014 at 12:12

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I like to believe car shows are a 100% accurate.

Like when the Avalon was all new a year or two ago, I watched a guy present that NEW CAR ... to a crowd of zero people. It was hilarious.

CalzoneGolem > Milky 08/27/2014 at 12:15

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I like to believe that I'm a wizard battling goblins and kobolds but they'll still arrest me for throwing rocks at kids downtown.

Milky > JR1 08/27/2014 at 12:15

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In russia … some new Lada concepts, and what looks like a production ready Peugeot surprisingly.

Milky > CAR_IS_MI 08/27/2014 at 12:17

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Its Russia so yes i would of loved for them to have a model in Camo …. also with a gun, and a dash cam.

Milky > CAR_IS_MI 08/27/2014 at 12:17

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Lol rude! I like the Renegade.

Milky > CalzoneGolem 08/27/2014 at 12:20

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But yet when you're out in the woods all by yourself swinging your staff around it feels sooooo real.

CAR_IS_MI > Milky 08/27/2014 at 12:21

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I know I know. I just need to pick on it. It's like the 6 yo kid who has brothers all twice his age and he just wants to hang out and be one of the big boys.

CalzoneGolem > Milky 08/27/2014 at 12:31

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Oh yeah my staff is soooo hard!

#speigeled

PelicanHazard > Milky 08/27/2014 at 12:44

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It looks from all angles surprisingly like a Ford EcoSport.

And that makes me wonder...is Chevy overstating the offroadability of the Niva or Ford understating the offroadability of the EcoSport?

JR1 > Milky 08/27/2014 at 12:46

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Peugeot is owned by what company again?

Milky > JR1 08/27/2014 at 12:58

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I thought they had a partnership with a citroen/renault?

Milky > PelicanHazard 08/27/2014 at 13:00

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Well its a concept … so I'd put money on when it hits production it won't have those light guards, off road tires, winch, roof rack , etc ….

nermal > Milky 08/27/2014 at 13:22

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It pains me to say something nice about a GM product, but that Niva looks pretty sweet. I'd totally rock one, without the roof rack.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Milky 08/27/2014 at 13:24

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My uncle owns an OG niva, and this thing is sacrilege to that name! can that little chevy run for 20 years on shit gas through many winters? no? well the OG niva can!

-The OG niva, soon to not be at your local soviet vehicle distribution centre near you

yamahog > Milky 08/27/2014 at 13:25

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Actually, I have driven my freshly-mudded Jeep around in a white dress. No SR-20 because obvious.

DanZman > Rock Bottom 08/27/2014 at 15:11

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That thing looks awesome! I wish i could get that in the states

DanZman > Milky 08/27/2014 at 15:12

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but you were in the crowd...

Rock Bottom > DanZman 08/27/2014 at 15:13

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Take a drive up to The Maple Leaf State and grab one! Those dirty Cannucks got them for years. Getting a US plate on it might be a bear... but they gotta catch you to ticket you!

Milky > DanZman 08/27/2014 at 18:44

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Nope, I was over Jaguar I think. Its been a while …. but I'm pretty sure.