When my wife tells me to clean the house on my day off.

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08/25/2014 at 13:33 • Filed to: None

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Lol just kidding, I'll do it... as soon as I'm done playing Skyrim...

Also I have a strong desire for a bagged B-body Estate. They were just made to scrape.

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/25/2014 at 13:40

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Drive the right car and they just put you in a mental ward for a few months.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/25/2014 at 13:46

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When my boyfriend FINALLY washes the dishes that were sitting in the sink for days after he promised to do them:

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Kinja'd!!! PS9 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/25/2014 at 13:53

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Wife: Clean the house now, it's your day off.
Husband: YOUR NOT MY SUPERVISOR.
Wife: Oh. Ok. * leaves*

Husband: Hey, you've been gone all day and I tried to call yo-...what's that?
Wife: I brought you a Kitten. Enjoy it, because it's the only pussy you'll be getting for at least six months.
Husband: :(
Cat: Meow!
Husband: Shut up.
Cat: :(


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > PS9
08/25/2014 at 13:56

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That's the opposite of paws-itive reinforcement.

/awfulpun


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > PS9
08/25/2014 at 13:59

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Kinja'd!!! jlmounce > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/25/2014 at 14:00

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More and more I see that the wife and I are in the minority on this. We clean the house top to bottom every Sunday. Between the two of us it only takes about an hour. That way if we have a day off, we can do whatever the heck we want.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > jlmounce
08/25/2014 at 14:15

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the main problem is my wife is a "clean the whole house in one day without a break" cleaner, while I'm more of a clean for 20 mins a day everyday, kind of cleaner. We actually do stpil the work load pretty evenly, but it's tough to keep a whole house clean when we both work 40 hours a week.


Kinja'd!!! MazdaMonkey > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/25/2014 at 14:25

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I highly recommend a house cleaner. I balked at the idea at first - why pay someone to change your oil when you can do it yourself for cheap! But, it costs us less than $100 per month, and frees up tons of free time that we didn't have otherwise. Plus, when the house is really dirty you dont stress about it being dirty because you know the house cleaner is coming soon! Best decision I have made in a long time. $100 for essentially an extra 5-10 hours of free time per month is a no brainer looking back on it.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > jlmounce
08/25/2014 at 14:50

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We just did that.... for the first time in months. This is what happens when two gearheads live together: squalor. There is Gojo at every sink though!


Kinja'd!!! jlmounce > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/25/2014 at 15:07

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I hear ya. The wife is a kindergarten teacher and I run a website that's open 24/7. Work can take it's toll. We've found that if we devote one day each week to a thorough cleaning that we don't end up in a big cleaning cycle that takes hours. A lot of times we don't want to, but we reward ourselves by going out for a beer afterwards.


Kinja'd!!! GTI MkVII > PS9
08/25/2014 at 15:15

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I think you just wrote a commercial for something. What that something is, however, I have no idea.


Kinja'd!!! n54 & s38 > yamahog
08/25/2014 at 15:47

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I hate that shit. I will NEVER let the dishes sit in my house. EVER! Seeing how some of bachelor friends live is motivation enough to never let that happen. Sweet gif. Made me lol.


Kinja'd!!! n54 & s38 > MazdaMonkey
08/25/2014 at 15:48

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Yup. We have a cleaning lady who comes by every two weeks.


Kinja'd!!! yamahog > n54 & s38
08/25/2014 at 15:50

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Normally they don't (I cook, he washes dishes, that's the deal) but sometimes they get forgotten and I don't want to nag or do them myself.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > MazdaMonkey
08/25/2014 at 16:25

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the thing is it would take more then 10 hours for me to pay for those 10 hours of free time.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/25/2014 at 19:50

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You really should clean though, because that's how you get ants.